to find a man who coudlnt drive UTTERLy unattractive

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and rather pathetic

yadaydayd meddical expcetiosn etc

Elasticwoman, is it a Christian school?

Well now you mention it I have had a few chafing issues.

I'm late to this but are women who can't drive unattractive also?

"We must already know that the objects are related, if the metonymy is to be understood. Metaphor creates the relation between its objects, while metonymy presupposes that relation."

I did think that myself but didn't want to state the obvious...

Yes I've heard chafing crease-free cacks can cause a cracker of rash in one's crackling crotch. Canestan cream might help.

"I'm late to this but are women who can't drive unattractive also?"

No, but those who drive with their noses pressed against the winsdscreen are ever so slightly comical.

DW passed her test in early pregnancy which came in very handy for nights out, although trips home half-cut with a novice driver were terrifying.

Swedes, is that from Richard Scarry's ABC Book of Minor Motoring Medical Mishaps?

Iorek - Yes. It's a favourite of DD (2).. She is particularly taken with Clive who continually catches his crusty cock on the clutch.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clumsy cunt.

Though come to consider it, if Clive's crusty cock continually catches on the clutch is cucking cinormous.

IT'S cucking cinormous.

Oh swedes, I have tears in my eyes.. just like Clive.

I liked middle-management Martin.

I wonder what he's driving these days?

Flash with his frequently fellated flanged foreskin that hurts like fuck when taking a fork in road isn't so popular lately.

He needs some French pigskin driving-gloves then, Swedes. That will restore his popularity with the fairer sex.

In fact, MMM could also benefit. And I wonder if he might be partial to a slip-on?

Middle management Martin's muleskin multipurpose motoring/masturbating/micturating mittens?

Some one asked me if my dds' school is a Christian one.

No it's a state comprehensive, (but let's not forget the language college status!)

Some one else said there's a difference in virtue between being a car owner than a car driver. Yes, but most of the non drivers I know do a lot of walking/cycling/using public transport and don't rely on their partner for lifts all the time.

But if someone says "I need to have this approved by the suits", you understand the relation. There is contiguity.

I'm intrigued by Middle Management Martin. Obviously if he is in Middle Management in the vol-com sector he may not wear a suit, or be a typical car-driving manager.

Middle-Management-Martin in the Voluntary sector is Acronym Addict Adrian.

I'll get back to you ASAP about his attire.

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Acronym Addict Adrian drives miles every day, because his government-funded project to reduce carbon emissions is a cross-sectoral multi-agency partnership and the partners take it in turn to host meetings.

His willy car is small, but old and ill-maintained so very emission-intensive.

Oh, attire. Bad suit. No tie (except when he is doing a powerpoint presentation). Shirt reveals little triangle of flesh above the belt buckle.

Oh yes to ATOF (accidental triangle of flesh) shirt. The truth is it's difficut to devise robust APSs with the ALI and ACF breathing down your neck, especially with the AGM looming.

I used to know AAAdrian, btw. I worked for a vol-com quango briefly, and drove miles to multi-agency partnership meetings, and wrote JBGWAPFPVCS (Jargon-Busting Guides to Wanky Acronyms in the Pointless Figleaf-for-Privatisation Voluntary and Community Sector)