to find a man who coudlnt drive UTTERLy unattractive

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and rather pathetic

yadaydayd meddical expcetiosn etc

It's been fantastic. It even revealed to us that Anna lives in Paris. Whodathunkit?

NO!

oh my GQWD

and no kitens in fridges( mine 2 hours)

God I've known about Anna living in paris for ages

You are all so last thread...

Moi aussi!

my best friend is a disgustingly attractive bloke...great looking, charming, fantastic cook, reportedly a master in bed, and really funny - and has no intention of ever learning to drive and sentence himself to the dreary mess that drivers end up serving.

and he isn't called Anna and he doesn't live in Paris, for sake of completeness.

Hmmm interesting mixing of metaphors there,....

Why isn't he married?

Is it because he can't drive?

Exactement!!

Nope. He is gay, and so doesn't have to try to please the unevolved facet of women which "demands" a bloke must be able to drive a steaming pile of expensive poo to be considered 'attractive'.....

he's gay, though, right?

yes batty..the clue was in my last post.

So why are you telling us about htis irrelevant man????

It is not unevolved to want a man to know how to use a piece of machinery that's pretty essential to bog standard life. Like the washing machine or the iron.

Sweet Christ I was joking!!

Oh, that really is the best x-post ever.

the politics of desire in gay relationships are entirely different.

Exactly LB. The point isn't how attractive a non-driving man is, but how unattractable a woman is when she has to do all the tesco runs, kids' activity runs, etc, while he sits at home and Reads Imprtant Photocopies.

no LB...I was referring to the driving hting in the OP. with one million posts to read at 10.45 I took a short cut!!

and what LB said.. again.

(psst LB I think the disposable income gay thing might mean that they could stretch to a cleaner)

LOL at the specificity of Threadie's "Reads Imprtant Photocopies".

just find a nice gay man and you'll all be sorted......

I think I would find a man who took any position other than UQD's on this thread utterly unnattractive....

OK, what's his number?

(who needs sex anyway?)

I do the Tesco (Asda) runs because I Like Shopping (even if it's for gravy granules and frozen peas). The taxi driver does all the driving, and i get away from the kids for a few hours while DH looks after 'em.

DH does all the 'kids' activity runs', walking. That way they all get 'fresh' air and exercise too

What else d'ye need car for?

you don't think he's a bit exposed, Blu, in assuming that position?

He's quite right - but doesn't quite cover the 'why wouldn't you learn, so that you could, if you needed to, drive' question.

Mine get fresh air and exercise up to their gills. But their classes-type-things are too far to walk.

sorry, 'he' is v rude of me, UQD.