to find a man who coudlnt drive UTTERLy unattractive

[NotCod]

and rather pathetic

yadaydayd meddical expcetiosn etc

adn falls over

46 is a 12
he also has this line abotu not 46s made in protugal for some reason

siszing apprently

DP can't drive and WON't drive

It pisses me right off.

have to drive everywhere

DP said "Let go to France camping. We could takje the car!"

I siad

"fuck right off. Learn to drive and then suggest a driving holiday you utter wanker"

Tis a bone of contention in our house

Not being able to drive and wearing
slip on shoes would be a deal breaker for me.

Sheikh - Is it a very small bone of contention?

dh has got big feet but is a crap driver (he would admit this himself). Fortunately he has other talents...

Cod are you under the impression that I have size 12s? I very much do not! They are a size 41! Before babies they were a 40! And that's nearly normal!

No, it's a big fuck off bone.

Like he won;t go to the opticians.

He sits watching cricket/football/rugby squinting and then moans because he gets headaches.

I call him Mr Magoo

Ah yes. We want to marry Beta males [and then bitch about their inability to do anything on an internet talk board] and stare at Alpha types.

My husband is the best of both worlds

Cooks, cleans, looks after DS, works the washing machine and drives, fixes things, has enormous feet

Ah I love my DH. I might start a thread about it so I can drone on a bit more....

He can't knit, though. Must remember to castigate him about that.

My husband is the best of both worlds

Cooks, cleans, looks after DS, works the washing machine and drives, fixes things, has enormous feet

Ah I love my DH. I might start a thread about it so I can drone on a bit more....

He can't knit, though. Must remember to castigate him about that.

lolol @ Mr Magoo

slip on shoes and driving gloves. Now that would be a deal-breaker.

But these things are a matter of national taste, I suspect. Anna's dh may well hand-made loafers and French driving gloves made from the finest pigskin that fit like a, well, a glove with which he caresses her inner thigh whilst circumnavigating the Place d'Thingy.

DP doesn't do DIY either,. That's left to me as well.

I'm dead handy with a spanner, me

lol@onebatmother

I am getting rather turned on by Anna's husband

Now this thread has got me very excited!

I find non-driving DH extremely attractive and not weedy in the slightest.

So when he gets a driving licence he'll be even more gorgeous?

Result! Had no idea the DVLA's remit stretched so far.

Anna, could we have a photo of your DH on your profile for a limited time please, so that we can decide if he is hot or not.

lol @ Mrs Mattie

This thread is making me laugh a lot.

If someone stroked my inner thigh whilst wearing gloves I would shudder, and not in a good way. Yuk.

I would suspect him of being a Bond villain I thin and would look - with some excitement - for the ejector seat button.

I think he's the Jackal.

oooooooooh i lurve it when they put their arm up on the headrest when they reverse, something very sexy about it, thats why they also need big arms, hands and shoulders too.
And should smack my bottom when ive been bad.....oo-er i think i will stop there..

and yes, a man who cant drive, in my opinion, is no man. He's a GAY.

since we are generalisin gon this thread french men are arrogant fu**ers have experience and he could drive aswell as shrug drink and generally show off( would make an exception for olivier martinez though)