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To want to be shagged by Gordon Ramsay over my kitchen table

117 replies

roseability · 16/08/2008 01:43

Shock
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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 16/08/2008 01:48

Noooo! The man is such an arse.

roseability · 16/08/2008 01:53

I am a bit tipsy and prone to confessing my darkest desires and secrets in such states of unsoberness

I am utterly ashamed of myself

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christywhisty · 16/08/2008 02:00

My friend met him in a casino one night and said he was lovely, his friend was drunk and he spent all night apologising for him, and didn't swear all night.

Cosmo74 · 16/08/2008 02:06

No No No you are not wrong - there is just something about him!!! I told DH and he couldn't understand why I like him! and I couldn't explain - it is just something.....I do like my food though so maybe that's it!

christywhisty · 16/08/2008 02:14

There is something about him

Cosmo74 · 16/08/2008 02:16

just like Robbie - there is something about him too! or is that just me!

S1ur · 16/08/2008 02:17

Well you are being pretty unreasonable, unless you are
a) mid cycle horny
b) Mrs Ramsey
c) a woman of dubious taste

ConstanceWearing · 16/08/2008 02:20

I should say so, yes.

Shudder.

suedonim · 16/08/2008 03:20

You must be desperate!

Jazzicatz · 16/08/2008 03:56

He is just so alpha!

egypt · 16/08/2008 03:58

there was a thread on this a while ago with a whole host of mnetters admitting to the same. imagine him walking through the front door and shouting

'get your fucking knickers off'

windyweather · 16/08/2008 07:33

Put me on the list please.

BouncingTurtle · 16/08/2008 07:41

YUCK!!!!!

YABVUUUU

I want to be shagged by this man

I did find a naked shot of him showing his lovely bum but thought it best not to link in here...

OracleInaCoracle · 16/08/2008 07:43

oh, yes please! very male

notasheep · 16/08/2008 07:58

me too

Judy1234 · 16/08/2008 07:58

"My friend met him in a casino one night and said he was lovely, his friend was drunk and he spent all night apologising for him, and didn't swear all night."

He should be home with his family. Apparently he got chatting to my daughter in a night club in London one night too. Family men in 2008 with young children ought to be helping with the children at home and indeed if they go out for the evening they should go with their wives most of the time. Whether the fact they don't makes them more attractive to women is another matter but politically it's certainly not what you expect.

OracleInaCoracle · 16/08/2008 08:00

ah, xenia, so men (and women) should not be allowed any social life of friendships beyond the family home

roseability · 16/08/2008 09:43

I am now sober and ashamed to admit that if he walked through my door and said 'get your fucking knickers off!', well I would actually .......if I wasn't married of course

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wessexgirl · 16/08/2008 09:45

Just don't expect him to change your baby's nappy if it gets to that stage .

TrinityWino · 16/08/2008 09:46

I am sober and I agree with you, I have a fridge magnet of him and both his bokks
I love him to bits phhwooarrrhhh

cyteen · 16/08/2008 09:47

YABU. Satchelface is repellent!

AbbaFan · 16/08/2008 09:48

Xenia - WTF..... are you living in the 50's!!!!

I love Mr Ramsey too, and so would

solo · 16/08/2008 09:48

He is a family man though as he only opens his restaurant Monday to Friday because he feels weekends are for family and that includes his staff, so they don't have to work! What a boss!!! I think he's fab

moondog · 16/08/2008 09:50

God he is vile. Huge head and thin lips (always a bad sign)
Like a man in drag, he is.

solo · 16/08/2008 09:51

Can you imagine all of us rampant Ramsay loving MNers fighting over him?
He's mine I tell you, MINE!