To want to be shagged by Gordon Ramsay over my kitchen table

[roseability]

oh and I am sober I just forgot to change my name from last night lol

i am slightly disturbed by ladies fighting over gordon ramsey. that said I have very very dubious taste in men so really I should Hold my Row

Oh my goodness I am going all weak at the knees at the thought of Gordon shouting
"get your knickers off" to me

He came to my town last year to film 'nightmares' and loads of my friends saw him

LOL

pmsl at tanaramsay

Mrs Ramsey - if thats really you, give us some juicy info

LOL at cyteen ! 'satchel face' . Just spent the last 5 mins laughing at that one ! Brilliant

Someone on another thread said that he gave the impression that he could give a jolly good spanking. Up to that point I hadn't ever seen the attraction of either Ramsey or spanking, but the next time I saw him getting stroppy on TV I could see the other poster's point.

(BouncingTurtle, I usually prefer my men dark, moody and a bit geeky, but I would make an exception for Nathan Fillion. )

I agree with Xenia.

YANBU

Gordon Ramsay kills puffins.

I prefer Hugh F.W. Why? I have no idea.

YANBU, but you would have to bet me to him!! There is somethinmg about him, and i would even get out of bed in the mornig to make him brekkie

oh god the very thought makes me sick

I don't know about people onjecting to the word cunt in thread titles - this is worse. I am hiding it immeditaly!

I think he would be quite adventurous in bed actually. Going weak at the knees at the thought of him shouting 'get your knickers off!' followed by 'I'm going to give you a good spanking!'

Gosh what is wrong with me!

ew no.

His fierceness is so clearly an act for TV now. I'm sure he is lovely to his staff. And all that fake hyper energy (smacking the back of his hand and jumping around). And you'd have to, er, unfold his face to snog him.

I'd prefer Fern's husband, Phil thingummy. Still waters run deep I say. And he wouldn't mind a fat bird.

[gri]

or even

It's the voice.

He looks like a torn scone (as another MNetter once described him- genius) but he has an incredibly sexy voice.

he's not my cup of tea but could you imagne the dirty talk?

urgh YUK YABU!

....and on the kitchen table too - 'tis just not hygienic

YA most definately Not BU. leery

but of course he will be too busy in my kitchen to come to yours

"roseability....Done"

pmsl at wilfsell.

Imagine, being shagged in his kitchen then when finished being told by the man himself,

"now fuck off out of my kitchen"

Now that is what dreams involving the man himself are made of!

I would just have to shag him all over again, ohh perish the thought,