To want to be shagged by Gordon Ramsay over my kitchen table

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used to see him on the common by his house sometimes - I do quite fancy him. he is quite short though

No, he does nothing for me. I'd shag Jamie though...........

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Gentleotter - lol at your fantasy! There's a gal after my own heart!

Wasn't/isn't the real Mrs Ramsay a MNer?

I read this as Gordon Brown when I glanced at the title earlier.

That's even worse, and I've have had this thought in my mind all day now.

how do we know the real mrs gr is a mnetter? agree it's odd that he's out chatting up 22 yos and i would be pissed off if i was tana

Obviously him chatting young girls up is out of order....but as for going out alone....surely that can be fun and does not say anything bad about your relationship to eachother....aslong as you also do things together that is

unknown, roflmao at you reading it as Gordon Brown

As for, is Gordon common...no idea....he does swear a lot on his programmes and, I have heard that he hd a tough upbringing....I am sure my FIL mentioned somehting along the lines after reading his Autobiography.

My daughter is on a gap year so I cannot easily contact her. My recollection was that she was wearing a rabbit skin jacket and they were having a conversation about rabbits. It just surprised me that a married man of that age was out late in a nightclub talking to a girl in her early 20s when he is married with a family. It's not illegal and plenty of men and women do it but there it is.

I certainly have political objections to women being housewives and old fashioned roles, but that's a different debate.

wessexgirl - I don't want him to change my baby's nappy. I just want him to rip my panties off and give me a good seeing to!

Oh now Jason Isaacs and Philip Glenister on the kitchen table ready for trussing: that's a night in, isn't it?

Wilfsell I believe I spoke for Mr Isaacs first! You can keep PG though...or at least fight over him with 3 million other women

ADD ME TO THE LIST TOO!

I have made DH re-create the opening credits to the F word (walking purposely through the bedroom stripping his clothes off).

It was not the same.

sorry ladies, but the genegenie is mine, ALL MINE!!! Now that man really is sex on legs

Mind you, was I the only one going weak at the knees watching the coxless {now there's an oxymoron if ever there was one!!!! ) fours this morning??

Good Lord, pass me that oar, young man.......!!!!

Actually, if I'm totally honest my real fantasy would be to have him cook for me, not shag me. Good sex isn't that hard to come by, but a really good meal is something to treasure.

He didn't chat my friend up, she was with her husband and another couple. He was playing the same table and ended up chatting to them all night.
Surely dads, and mums are allowed a night out their mates occasionally! Even I go out without DH to a nightclub with my friends once in a while.

ladymariner....I may well be the real Mrs Simm but, well, let's just say that I feel a definite (ahem) connection whenever Gene is on screen . So join the queue, love!

Dinny - am v sad that in all the time I lived near "the common" I never caught a glimpse of the gorgeous GR. Did once see Jack Dee playing cricket with his kids.....now there's a short man. Cute. But short.

Well, how rude, Mrs S, and you seemed such a nice lady! Now bugger off back to John and leave me and Gene to our own devices....

YANBU. I would like to have Gordon too

ladymariner.....

Exactly!!! (adopts sid james snork)

Oh dear, you need help.

Look around, even marcus Wareing has the edge in terms of looks.

Chef's never look great, hot stemy kitchens, long hours.

Take a long look. He is an ex rugby playing, self loving spudulike.

GR doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid.
Apparently he does have freakishly huge feet - size 15 - make of that what you will.

Marco Pierre White isn't too hot in the visual sense, but his speaking voice is strangely alluring.

Oh, Marco Pierre does it for me. He can throw me over his shoulder like some deer he's just slain.....