To want to be shagged by Gordon Ramsay over my kitchen table

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YABU, I used to work for him. He is a total arse and a chauvinist pig

yanbu
everyone should have a dream, but mine would involve M shadows

I have met MPW (albeit a while ago) and, let me tell you, that man has true sexual charisma.

Ramsay is an arse and (I have heard) swings both ways...

On the table, or bending over the table?

Definately on the table Mr Ramsay!

But preferably after dinner....

I like Hugh F W too - I get the idea that he would be happy with me with unshaven legs, in the cowshed, maybe firstly showing me how to whip cream or something and then progressing from there...

goes off to work on HFW countryside fantasy....

bloody hell - i dreamt last night he was doing just that to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did that happen?
and i don't even fancy him!

Not at all unreasonable. There is definitely something about him that just makes me swoon

YANBU- The man is an enigma- he has a face like a well skelped behind, a mouth like a toilet and arrogance that would make the French look bashful (and before you shoot me down I'm half French so I can say that!) but I still SOOoooo would. I watch him on TV and think 'na' but then have the naughtiest dreams about him and can't help but think I've been unfaithful! He's pure man and I like it!

I think if I had to choose one of the celebrity chefs it would be Marco PW for when I am mid cycle and horny and H F W for the more loving caring times!

HFW - come to think of it I like the idea of being in a cowshed whipping cream with him

Thanks Ozziegirly, another fantasy to fuel my mid cycle horniness

Chefs aren't sexy. fact.

Oh they so are sexy - must be the down to earthness of them being able to cook.

See, I don't get it. They are workaholics. They wear really poncy white coats. They are super controlling, and actually give a shit about things like whether a steak is cooked for a minute or two minutes. I just can't see the sexiness.

For me its because they are quite controlling - not that I want that in rl but for fantasy its quite exciting. And food can be very sexy!

yabu - yuck

YANBU - there is def something sexy about the man, not sure what it is as I dont fancy him as such. Its the same with Gene Hunt, I dont fancy him either but there is something incredibly sexy about him.
Although I def would not want to be with a man like that I wouldnt mind a bit of that attitude in the bedroom.