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To want to be shagged by Gordon Ramsay over my kitchen table

117 replies

roseability · 16/08/2008 01:43

Shock
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3andnomore · 16/08/2008 13:13

lol at this thread and lol at morethanyoubargainedfor....that would be what one would expect of Ramsay

Must admit, I do have a softspot for him...however, if George Clooney and Gordon Ramsay would fight over me (like that would ever happen...rofl at the thought of it)...I must say George would win for me

mamadiva · 16/08/2008 13:18

I agree with you I have to say... there is something strangely nice about him. I think I tend to fall for the power thing! I had a strange thing for that greasy tosser Marco Pierre White too when HK wason. Oh dear.

GentleOtter · 16/08/2008 13:37

I would settle for eternally grateful if he just cleared our kitchen table of all the clutter and made me a cup of tea.

morningpaper · 16/08/2008 13:39

Imagine, being shagged in his kitchen then when finished being told by the man himself,
"now fuck off out of my kitchen"

hehehehhehehehhee

Jazzicatz · 16/08/2008 13:47

Now Gordon and Marco now you are talking!!

PussinJimmyChoos · 16/08/2008 13:51

Mmmm at Gordon....yes, he can whip up my egg white any day...

DoubleBluff · 16/08/2008 13:52

Oh this thread has made me chuckle. Gordon Ramsay is so sexy, and i now have a whole new fantasy aboout him.

It is funny to think of a collective mn fantasy.
WE should synchroise our thoughts, someone might get lcky!

TanaRamsay · 16/08/2008 14:16
fatzak · 16/08/2008 14:33

Now if both Gordon and Philip Glenister walked through my kitchen together, then .....

ThankCrunchyItsFriday · 16/08/2008 14:35

Not unreasonable at all. I would too, though only once.

DoubleBluff · 16/08/2008 14:42

fatzak...you have made me quiver at that though. Genegenie and Gordon together [pure lust emoticon]

DisenchantedPlusBump · 16/08/2008 14:43

YANBU, I so would!

TheRealMrsJohnSimm · 16/08/2008 14:44

Oh to be the filling in a Gordon Ramsay & Philip Glenister sandwich...........

Judy1234 · 16/08/2008 14:44

I didn't say married women and men can't go out with their friends but it does depend on the context. If my daughter and another poster here or their friend have both found him out late in nightclub type of places (and I really cannot think of a particularly innocent explanation as to why he would be in effect chatting up my 21 or 22 year old late at night in a night club) that is not macho, great, manly. It's just not on but some wives allow this stuff, some wives allow their husbands to be complete sexist pigs. More fool the wives in my view.

I don't watch TV so I've never watched him but presumably he's quite common as my mother would have called it.

fatzak · 16/08/2008 14:56

Glad I'm not alone! PG would have to be in role though as Gene Hunt!!

Dior · 16/08/2008 15:12

Message withdrawn

TheRealMrsJohnSimm · 16/08/2008 15:25

Oh absolutely fatzak. T'would not be the same without him in full-on swaggering, macho b*stard mode ..........and if Mr Simm plays his cards right he could be in on the action too

DoubleBluff · 16/08/2008 15:27

oh lord gene hunt, gordon and john simm in the same room......might add John rhys meyers for good measure!

fatzak · 16/08/2008 16:00

Mm, not sure what it is about John Simm but he is just a bit ernest (is that the right word, I don't think that I have ever written it in my entire life!!)for me. And a bit on the small side I think.

Monkeytrousers · 16/08/2008 17:10

I find myself in agreement with Xenia - on the general point anyway about grown men in nightclubs - though that a grown man would go to a nightcklub, nay want to go to a nightclub would say he's still in the game to me.

As for wives "their husbands to be complete sexist pigs" - I have no idea how one would begin to force your husnabd to do anything. Fliop it on it's head and you have a man oppressing a woman. That's a conundrum.

Maybe a bit of pity might actually be in order for such people who have not been so lucky as to make a compatible match as some.

dropinthe · 16/08/2008 17:16

.....now the Geordie Hairy Biker-well,yes,yes and thrice yes.............

BigBadMousey · 16/08/2008 17:16

IF anyone wants to see a proper man then Jason Isaacs is on UKTV History right now (I'm watching it for educational purposes of course!)

dropinthe · 16/08/2008 17:17

And large LOL at Morningpaper adding it to her to do list!!!!! Thas is SO funny!!!

JT · 16/08/2008 17:17

to the OP

are YOU serious!!!! yuk, he's an arse

dropinthe · 16/08/2008 17:18

Am feeling the Oestrogen on this thread FLOWING in a very rude manner!!!

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