Can't they at least call them something other than "face coverings"? It's so ironic that not so long ago, we were ordered to wear "face coverings", because of saving grannies or something. Shopkeepers reported that their pulses raced whenever someone with a face covering walked in.
Poor Boris, an outspoken critic of "face coverings", who then had to tell everyone to wear them, my heart bleeds for him. And he also had to be brainwashed by his own behavioural squad into wearing one himself: he was shown a montage of world leaders wearing them, followed by pictures of himself not wearing one. And even more galling is that he never got to have his big moment of saying "it is with great pleasure that I announce the end of all restrictions" - the news was totally focused on Ukraine instead. He would probably have slipped in "never to return", while his handlers facepalmed behind the scenes.