The weather?
The least of your worries. Haven't you heard? It's all over the Nice Matin.
A WOLF, yes, a real wild wolf has been sieen in broad daylight in the suburbs. It has also attacked livestock. Yeah. Look it up.
I know. I read it as, "Problems with wolf whistling" at first but I was mistaken. A real shaggy, hairy, flea ridden, sharp toothed WOLF. Could have rabies. Who can tell until it bites somebody? Practically drooling rabies, it probably is, that thing. Just waiting for the tender flesh of an English Rose.
What about Monaco? Well, no literal wolves there but what about the woman who was blown up by a letter bomb whilst staying with a Ukrainian oligarch two months ago?
Is YOUR Airbnb owned by somebody reputable or could you get caught up in a feud between Eastern European mafia rivals?
There's power cuts as well. Enedis is overwhelmed. Too much air con. Pouf. Random blackout.
Then there's the attempted murder on Avenue Georges Clemenceau. BRITISH NATIONAL ARRESTED!
"Local hero" Youri Lebedev luckily intervened when he saw events unfold from his balcony, so she didn't die.
Don't go on the balconies yourself though. They keep collapsing. Whole stretch of them in Avenue Jean - Médicin went PATATRAS! in the middle of the night. August 4th. Eh oui.
Then there's the rotten pebbly beach, the...