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To think Count Binface is doing a great job in the Clacton by-election?

270 replies

Darker · 10/08/2026 11:43

Count down to Bin Day!

Count Binface has been out bigging-up Clacton and drawing attention to its potential.

It’s a really positive campaign.

I don’t think he’ll win but I’d love it if he did. I think he’d be brilliant.

And if he doesn’t, I think other candidates could learn a lot from his approach.

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SerendipityJane · Yesterday 18:21

BIossomtoes · Yesterday 18:20

Usually a raised stage is erected for the candidates to stand on when the result is announced. However, one large enough for them all and strong enough to take their weight could not be found. 😂

The weight of history ....

Uricon2 · Yesterday 18:45

BIossomtoes · Yesterday 18:20

Usually a raised stage is erected for the candidates to stand on when the result is announced. However, one large enough for them all and strong enough to take their weight could not be found. 😂

I think if it were only NF standing on it, it would be likely to collapse under the weight of his ego.

Darker · Yesterday 18:54

All that gold bullion as well.

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SerendipityJane · Yesterday 18:57

In an alternate future, a losing Farage will go on an extended rant about how the establishment used "dark money" in order to defeat the plucky little underdog that is Farage and his love for the common man.

Myli1 · Yesterday 18:58

SparklyPyjamas · 11/08/2026 23:18

Why don't you think Farage can fix anything if he gets in power? Weird

Thankfully Führage won’t ever be in charge. There are enough of us fair and decent people who will always vote tactically to ensure the vile and repulsive little turd is kept firmly locked out.

Uricon2 · Yesterday 19:07

SerendipityJane · Yesterday 18:57

In an alternate future, a losing Farage will go on an extended rant about how the establishment used "dark money" in order to defeat the plucky little underdog that is Farage and his love for the common man.

Very probably (forgetting the extreme darkness of the money he's trousered)

I will be pleased about the standard £3 donation I chipped in for the Count for the rest of my life.

itsgettingweird · Yesterday 20:06

SerendipityJane · Yesterday 17:36

52/48 surely ?

That would be delicious 😂

Darker · Yesterday 23:25

Turnout estimated at 43%

Last GE was 58.7%

I’m actually quite surprised that the turnout wasn’t higher, given the publicity. But I guess some people choose not to vote and others may not have favoured any of the candidates.

And it was a hot, hot day. Even Farage’s pub was empty.

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paddleboardingmum · Yesterday 23:38

Do you think it includes postal votes @Darker ?

Darker · Yesterday 23:51

Yes.

“Early turnout figures project around 43 per cent of the total electorate voted today, with around 39 per cent of votes at a polling station and around 72 per cent via postal votes, according to Acting Returning Officer is Ian Davidson”.

From Clacton and Frinton Gazette

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Warmlight1 · Yesterday 23:54

Unfortunately it's possible Clacton will still be stuck when they could have had the most unique MP. In any case well done Count. I hope it leads to something even more constructive and fun!

Darker · Today 00:02

Jon Harvey is a hero. I hope that whatever happens next brings him a lot of joy.

(Could Burnham put him in the House of Lords?)

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BIossomtoes · Today 00:05

Darker · Today 00:02

Jon Harvey is a hero. I hope that whatever happens next brings him a lot of joy.

(Could Burnham put him in the House of Lords?)

Completely agree. He’s made this by-election really special.

yummyscummymummy01 · Today 00:18

In think Clacton has missed a trick. They could have had a genuinely antiestablishment MP who brought lots of attention and tourism to the area. What a shame!

sittingonabeach · Today 00:22

Such a low turnout. Here’s hoping it was previous Reform voters not turning up, but I am sure it won’t be

MrsPMole · Today 00:25

Uricon2 · Yesterday 12:24

Read something earlier another Reform bod, 19/20 year old leader of a LA, banging on about 'the Establishment'. This really is part of their schtick as we know, although how anyone can lump everyone from the Greens and the far Left of Labour into that I have no idea. Falls apart even more when the suggestion is that a 5,900 year old Recyclon space warrior with a bin for a head is part of said 'Establishment'. The Establishment seems to be anyone of whatever stripe who disagrees with Farage.

The Bin for the Win (please)

I work with this dude (unless there’s more than one of them). It’s an absolute farce, he understands nothing, isn’t willing or able to learn or listen and responds to any challenge with something along the lines yeah but you are rubbish/a waste of space/some form of personal insult etc etc. it’s year 8 level of debate at best.

He is completely and embarrassingly out of his depth. We’re trying to do serious things with serious budgets and he just isn’t competent. Currently very ashamed to work for the organisation that I do and won’t be (thankfully) for much longer.

Darker · Today 00:27

I’m clinging on to a shred of hope that the ‘Farage will win’ super confidence will have encouraged his supporters to not bother, wheras the Bin supporters know every vote will count.

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Darker · Today 00:29

MrsPMole · Today 00:25

I work with this dude (unless there’s more than one of them). It’s an absolute farce, he understands nothing, isn’t willing or able to learn or listen and responds to any challenge with something along the lines yeah but you are rubbish/a waste of space/some form of personal insult etc etc. it’s year 8 level of debate at best.

He is completely and embarrassingly out of his depth. We’re trying to do serious things with serious budgets and he just isn’t competent. Currently very ashamed to work for the organisation that I do and won’t be (thankfully) for much longer.

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That sounds utterly grim.

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BIossomtoes · Today 00:31

Darker · Today 00:27

I’m clinging on to a shred of hope that the ‘Farage will win’ super confidence will have encouraged his supporters to not bother, wheras the Bin supporters know every vote will count.

I’m the same. Going to bed now resigned to waking to bad news.

MrsPMole · Today 00:39

Darker · Today 00:29

That sounds utterly grim.

It is really grim. It’s very telling that he’s Leader, there are other elected Reform Councillors in my authority who are reasonable intelligent people who want to represent their communities and put a lot of work in to try and make a difference. It’s fairly clear that Reform - as in the party- don’t care at all about the actual people they represent, it’s about who’s best at being told what to do by Nigel.

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