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To think Count Binface is doing a great job in the Clacton by-election?

822 replies

Darker · 10/08/2026 11:43

Count down to Bin Day!

Count Binface has been out bigging-up Clacton and drawing attention to its potential.

It’s a really positive campaign.

I don’t think he’ll win but I’d love it if he did. I think he’d be brilliant.

And if he doesn’t, I think other candidates could learn a lot from his approach.

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itsgettingweird · 14/08/2026 06:32

I’m sure there’s nothing in him not turning up because he doesn’t want to have to publicly face winning against a bin 🗑️ 😂

His win just wasn’t a win really. He defeated a bin and now has an investigation reopened.

The sweetest victory - for us!

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piscofrisco · 14/08/2026 06:42

I do wonder about the people that voted for Farage though… it just makes no sense.

Darker · 14/08/2026 06:48

Looks like Farage is avoiding the media this morning.

He should be congratulating Binface and thanking his supporters.

He has no class at all.

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LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 06:54

Darker · 14/08/2026 06:28

Well!

The Bin didn’t win but Farage has been deeply humiliated.

And is showing his true colours.

Lying about why he wasn’t at the count, saying he’d been advised to stay away (which the police deny) while giving the real reason:

”I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory... and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies,"

What are the chances of him being seen in Clacton again any time soon?

Well done, Jon Harvey. National hero. 🗑️🥈.

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The only laughing stock is the 87 per cent of you who seriously thought the comedy candidate would win. You even thought a Punch and Judy show arguing the toss about the cost of ice cream was a good idea. What happened to the grown ups being back in charge? Oh well, another result for you to scratch your head about, until the next one.

piscofrisco · 14/08/2026 06:55

Nigel is that you? You really should go and talk to the press rather than posting anonymously on here

PermanentTemporary · 14/08/2026 06:57

Oh well, at least Farage had to spend a few hours in his constituency. And at least Parliament with its icky rules means there is some kind of guardrail around him.

The banter outcome would be Jon Harvey deciding to stand as a candidate elsewhere in the future. I got the feeling he was quite enjoying the idea of making a difference.

LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 06:59

piscofrisco · 14/08/2026 06:55

Nigel is that you? You really should go and talk to the press rather than posting anonymously on here

Oh please. Don't embarrass yourself further. It's unoriginal, boring, predictable, but a reflection of the mindset.

PermanentTemporary · 14/08/2026 07:01

Oh no, no, the embarrassment remains entirely Farage’s. He wanted this sideshow, he got it, and the investigation restarts today.

AdjectiveColourNoun · 14/08/2026 07:04

LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 06:54

The only laughing stock is the 87 per cent of you who seriously thought the comedy candidate would win. You even thought a Punch and Judy show arguing the toss about the cost of ice cream was a good idea. What happened to the grown ups being back in charge? Oh well, another result for you to scratch your head about, until the next one.

Please bring back the laugh emoji.

A bin got almost 10000 votes against him

Farage’s plan totally backfired.

He was too humiliated to show up

And he has lied about the reason for doing so

MyKittyKatty · 14/08/2026 07:10

AdjectiveColourNoun · 14/08/2026 07:04

Please bring back the laugh emoji.

A bin got almost 10000 votes against him

Farage’s plan totally backfired.

He was too humiliated to show up

And he has lied about the reason for doing so

That is a load of tosh and you know it.

The good people of Clacton knew a stitch-up when they saw it and stuck 2 fingers up to the establishment. (Who were too scared a field any candidates)

So now the bin can put his costume away until the General Election, which I predict will be sooner than later.🙂

randomchap · 14/08/2026 07:16

MyKittyKatty · 14/08/2026 07:10

That is a load of tosh and you know it.

The good people of Clacton knew a stitch-up when they saw it and stuck 2 fingers up to the establishment. (Who were too scared a field any candidates)

So now the bin can put his costume away until the General Election, which I predict will be sooner than later.🙂

Public school alumni, and former city trader Farage is the establishment. He's not on your side. He's just here to make money for his backers and himself.

LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 07:27

AdjectiveColourNoun · 14/08/2026 07:04

Please bring back the laugh emoji.

A bin got almost 10000 votes against him

Farage’s plan totally backfired.

He was too humiliated to show up

And he has lied about the reason for doing so

There are some crazy people out there who kill MPs. You think it's a laughing matter after Ann's brutal murder. How do you know what threat he faces on a daily basis. None of you give a fuck about Clacton, it's just another outlet for you to show your intolerance. How dare Clacton not vote for a candidate YOU thought they should.

olivepicanto · 14/08/2026 07:29

What a shame for the bin

I'm looking on the bright side though

  1. I don't live in Clacton
  2. The spinning of this by morons as some sort of victory is VERY amusing
LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 07:30

MyKittyKatty · 14/08/2026 07:10

That is a load of tosh and you know it.

The good people of Clacton knew a stitch-up when they saw it and stuck 2 fingers up to the establishment. (Who were too scared a field any candidates)

So now the bin can put his costume away until the General Election, which I predict will be sooner than later.🙂

Imagine wanting him to win when he would just be your average Joe in the Commons. They live and breathe through their hate for Farage. I've never known a man whip up such a feeding frenzy.

LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 07:31

olivepicanto · 14/08/2026 07:29

What a shame for the bin

I'm looking on the bright side though

  1. I don't live in Clacton
  2. The spinning of this by morons as some sort of victory is VERY amusing

Exactly, you don't live in Clacton. You got there in the end.

Darker · 14/08/2026 07:34

Well the police weren’t advising anyone to stay away and he said they were, so he lied. What do you expect us to think?

He has been given millions from private donors for security, plus public protection.

And a decent person would be acknowledging Count Binface, out of good manners and good grace. He could have done that from anywhere.

Without Binface in the race I’m pretty sure the turnout would have been much, much lower.

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olivepicanto · 14/08/2026 07:36

Darker · 14/08/2026 07:34

Well the police weren’t advising anyone to stay away and he said they were, so he lied. What do you expect us to think?

He has been given millions from private donors for security, plus public protection.

And a decent person would be acknowledging Count Binface, out of good manners and good grace. He could have done that from anywhere.

Without Binface in the race I’m pretty sure the turnout would have been much, much lower.

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You said it yourself. "A decent person"

Despite his privilege, Farage is
an ill-mannered buffoon.

piscofrisco · 14/08/2026 07:36

LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 06:59

Oh please. Don't embarrass yourself further. It's unoriginal, boring, predictable, but a reflection of the mindset.

I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. I would be if I’d voted for Farage.

Boomer55 · 14/08/2026 07:37

Well, when his political career is notarised, as they are, he will have the dubious distinction of beating a man dressed as a dustbin. 😂

A Pyrrhic victory.

itsgettingweird · 14/08/2026 07:43

LuckyHazelFox · 14/08/2026 06:54

The only laughing stock is the 87 per cent of you who seriously thought the comedy candidate would win. You even thought a Punch and Judy show arguing the toss about the cost of ice cream was a good idea. What happened to the grown ups being back in charge? Oh well, another result for you to scratch your head about, until the next one.

I do t think anyone actually thought Binface would win the actual election.

But there has been a loss for Farage.

He called this by election to avoid an investigation into his financial affairs - costing the tax payers £350k - and has only re triggered that investigation.

He’s so humiliated by his own doing he has lied about why he hasn’t attended the count and announcement. Even he doesn’t feel he’s won.

Darker · 14/08/2026 07:49

Farage will have lost face on the international stage, too.

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SummerNocturnal · 14/08/2026 08:05

Farage is a twat
A condescending, hypocritical twat
In spite of his xenophobic rhetoric, he was married to a German lass and is now with a French woman.
His half-German daughters must be super proud of his Brexit rhetoric
And he showed his real self today by not showing up to shake the hands of those who did
Twat
And 10 000 people agree #bin4thewin

TimeFlysWhenYoureHavingRum · 14/08/2026 08:10

piscofrisco · 14/08/2026 06:42

I do wonder about the people that voted for Farage though… it just makes no sense.

Probably "family voting".
This would certainly expain the small increase in his majority anyway.
Hopefully its being investigated.

AdjectiveColourNoun · 14/08/2026 08:35

MyKittyKatty · 14/08/2026 07:10

That is a load of tosh and you know it.

The good people of Clacton knew a stitch-up when they saw it and stuck 2 fingers up to the establishment. (Who were too scared a field any candidates)

So now the bin can put his costume away until the General Election, which I predict will be sooner than later.🙂

This is satire, right?