Outdoor quickie

[easysunday1]

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

Cool story 🙄

Okay

Only if you frightened any horses

Please no one post their stories of similar experiences, in case this is a pervert

Of course it’s perv. Normal people don’t need to tell you about their sex life.

Bizarre.

Shagging in either wheat or barley fields is no fun at all, I can tell you. Sting's 'Fields of Gold' where he 'walked in fields of barley' told all of us that lived in the countryside that he had never walked through a field of barley awns in his life.

They are prickly and snag on you.

Hope you didn't get ticks, that would be an ouchy.

The only thing this bloke is at risk of, is injury from too much wanking on his own.

I'm not overtly troll hunting these days :)

True, but the tick tweezers would probably come on handy for that too 🤣

Marvelous

I hope you meet some people in real life one day OP.

I hope neither of you were drink driving!

ODFOD

That's nice dear

I remember being 8 or 9 and I saw a couple doing what you were doing behind a tree. It made me incredibly freaked out.
We were having a picnic with lots of families and I'd ventured a bit further than I was meant to - we were playing hide and seek.
I didn't tell my mum because I didn't have the words. It made me feel really really awful. It looked horrible and scary.
I ran back and told my mum I wanted to go home.
The couple didn't mean any harm - but they did harm.

Rage bait 🙄

If you want people to ooh and aah about the sex in a field, you should have skipped the drink driving.

What’s your name, Theresa May?

Also, I hope you didn’t get a tick in your bum. Lymes disease is no joke!

Trolls have gone downhill round here since Brian from Hull and his yoni massage offer.

Okay.

I love a good garden centre, me.

Outdoor sex in this heat, with the bugs and stinging nettles?

Ooh, what did you get at the garden centre?

what? Is this an actual thread?

Are you Theresa May?