What's something that men think is impressive, but really isn't?

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Speaking of traffic, mine is when men (or boys, rather) rev their bloody engines on their cars that sound like they're about to explode. No, please, don't speed off, open the boot to your clapped out Corsa, I want to get in.

Also since going back to the gym, forgot how awful the men are there for showing off. There's this one in particular at my gym and idk if he's just mentally deranged or what but anytime he does any exercise he roars like a buffoon and I feel my vagina drying up a little more each time. It is so unnecessary. He will be easing his way through bicep curls, pretty much screaming and grunting for each one. Also has a horrifically embarassing habit of punching his chest, twice, every so often.

Give me your opinions and stories; what is something that men do that they think is impressive, but really, really isn't...

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Themselves

The only correct answer

Men.
Men think men are impressive.
They really really aren't.

Their cock in many cases

Oopps - this thread is going to be full of the same answer! 😂

So true. Can't say I've ever been impressed by a cock tbf

Their opinion and intellect.

Windmilling their penis.

Maybe they rev their engines for eachother. That's actually quite cute

Walking around with their shirts off, accompanied by a lil’ swagger.

Yes, please show me your sad nipples while I’m in Lidl trying to buy cheese…

Good one lmao It's funny and disturbing but I dont think comes under impressive.

HD on the television

I think it’s something they made up as a joke as I can never see it

At the pool I use, men doing a really noisy, splashy front crawl, evidently not understanding that really good front crawlers make far less splashy noise.

Being tall

A nice man at work is always trying to be impressive with knowledge re things I already know and I do actually find it cute, like he's a little boy wanting applause, but also it's getting exhausting having to think up ways to respond that aren't a lie but also aren't snapping "I already knew that obviously" because he is nice at the end of the day.

Who...the fuck....does that?

Hahaha omg I was food shopping yesterday and the amount of topless scrawnies in there was horrifying. Why are their nipples always so disappointing. Team big areolas

Absolutely! So much splashing because I’m such a good swimmer and so powerful…! Just a complete waste of energy and poor technique. My Dd glides through the water and just keeps on going!

The only TV I ever noticed was significantly clearer than any other I've seen was a random one in John Lewis years ago. It was so strange, like looking into the future, very clear, colourful, crisp and bright. The rest just look the same to me

The sound of their own voice
driving skills generally (despite having more accidents)

"No, please, don't speed off, open the boot to your clapped out Corsa, I want to get in"

😂

Hahaha god I swear anything they do is so obnoxious, but in sports it's just ridiculous. Like they're tryna cause a tsunami with each stroke. That'll impress the ladies, if they haven't drowned

This above all else tbh. Congratulations, you have genetics.

Their running stats. Fuck strava. Their cycling gear, particularly lycra padded arses, stupid shoes and reflective sunnies. Their boring leg muscles.

Ehk this would grind on me like madddd. He sounds like he wants to be your son. "Mummy, look what I learned at school today!"

I'm the same though if someone is nice to me I can't be mean whatsoever no matter how annoying they are hahah