Because cracking off a quick fart that's making you feel uncomfortable - a NATURAL function - is EXACTLY the same as pissing in the kitchen sink. 🙄
I think it's weird, and attention seeking - and a bit gross, to walk around the house naked, so I guess we're all different eh? 
@Threewordname
No-one would die if you came out of the loo straight after pooing and wiped your arse in public so you didn’t miss what was happening on the tv. Would you do that? If not, "chill the fuck out"!
Also a LUDICROUS comparison! 🙄
Basically, no WAY should any women be staying with a man who shames her, and threatens to dump her for farting. Or for doing anything normal and acceptable!
I had a bloke once (who I was dating) who said he would leave and I'd never see him again if I put the Abba album that I had just bought. We were in my parents dining room (I was 17-18,) and he stood up and said 'get that fucking shit off, or I'm off and you'll not see me again!' His face was contorted with rage, and he was going purple. Fucking weirdo. I had been seeing him for a month, and he'd shown several controlling ways already, like he doesn't like me wearing make up, and I need to wear flat shoes not heels, and he'd told me I looked fat in this particular figure hugging dress. (I was 8 stone 7 and didn't look fat in ANYthing.)🙄
tl;dr. I half laughed and saw red, and said 'well fuck off then and don't come back!' and I grabbed his arm and pulled him out of our dining room, and pushed him out of the front door. I said 'who the fuck do you think you are that you can tell me what music to play in my OWN HOUSE!' He just said 'good luck finding anyone else to put up with your shit! and stormed off.
He phoned up 2 weeks later (dad answered) and asked to speak to me. He said to my dad that he wants me to come to the phone as he is 'willing to give me another chance.' 😂 Whilst standing 5 feet away from the phone I said LOUDLY 'tell him fuck off.' Dad said 'did you catch that?' and hung up. Never heard from the cunt again.