What are your neighbours doing to annoy you this summer?

[AMumWithWiFi]

For the past two evenings, just as it's finally cooled down enough to open the windows, one neighbour has fired up a BBQ and another has lit a log fire.

I know people are entitled to enjoy their gardens, but the timing feels almost impressively irritating.

Anyway, rather than sitting here seething internally while my house slowly fills with eau de smoked sausage and bonfire, please tell me about your neighbours' most gloriously twattish habits.

The more petty and irrationally annoying, the better.

Help me feel less alone 😂

Blimey. Are you ok??

My neighbours are bloody brilliant. They make as much noise as we do. they row, they talk loudly , they have music on, and people round, and to anyone else they might be complete nightmare neighbours. But we are both done and indoors by 9. Every night.

Oh no, a child’s birthday party in the middle of the afternoon on their own property.

Building a massive extension, just after someone else finished their massive extension. Diggers starting first thing ever. Single. Day. Since September now 😡

I'd be tempted to accidentally fling a paper plate over the fence, if there's one. If he asks what's going on you can say you thought he was whistling for his dinner.

Tuneless bloody whistling. I've dug out some earplugs left over from when I worked nights so I can sit on the patio to read my book.

Once I hear it, I can't tune it out and it goes on all the time he's in his garden.

Shut up man!

This made me laugh out loud !! Thank you.

Do you get the munchies ?!!

Enjoying their new extension by having the bifold doors wide open every damn night and blaring the telly. I fantatise about pea shooters

Playing football very hard and aggressively in a far too small garden meaning we get approx 10 balls a week over the fence, frequently thwacking it against the fence so hard I’m surprised it doesn’t break, with two boys who only have one volume when outside which is yelling. Constantly parking one of their cars in the visitor’s bay between our two houses despite having a massive 4 car car port, out of sheer laziness, meaning there’s nowhere for our visitors on the rare occasions we have them, to park. They’re loud and tasteless and entitled. Oh and they leave their dog to whine for hours and hours.

Sounds blissful. My dream is to move somewhere like that, but unlikely to happen any time soon.

Same as they do all year, let their fecking kids scream non stop in the garden, while they're inside watching TV or whatever. I aways hope, when the weather's bad, that they do the same amount of screaming indoors where the twat parents have to listen to it.

I have found my people, we hate our new neighbours. It’s such a shame as everyone else on the street we moved to is great and the people behind, it’s just the twats next door to us. Our last street everyone was pretty quiet, their presence was never in your face (or rather, ears) like these ones.

This. Why do they do it? Why?

Boiling hot day so the fuckwits decide to burn shit. Just as I open all my windows up in the evening having suffered the stifling heat all day (which is even worse if they’re open. West facing bastards).

Dog has been shitting in their rear branble slash nettle patch for years, never gets taken for a walk, smell is awful.

WTAF? Pensioners? That’s disgusting! 😁

Nothing...after 20 years of living with neighbours all around ruining any enjoyment of our garden on a nice day, we moved last year to a beautiful house with neighbours far enough away that we don't see or hear them.
It is so peaceful and so lovely to know we can sit outside and hear nothing but birds.
We are very lucky and I wish we had been able to do this years ago.

Is that you Georgie?

Girl and mother screaming and shouting at each other at 10pm.
Girl screaming at Dad the moment she gets out of the car from school at 3.30 and shouts 'Daaaad' up the garden path, in a state.
I am concerned for her and have gone to various agencies...

He's done less noisy gardening.
However I reckon he's ill and that concerns me as he looks after his missus. I need to pop round and see how they are.

🤣🤣🤣

The mooing and bahhhhhhing on either side of me is infuriating. Wont even start on the fucking birds starting a choir at 4am...... and my cock strutting his voice!

Im currently wide awake listening to my teens having a party which was outside and is now in my kitchen 🤣🤣🤣

The audacity of everyone/everything!!!!

Not me personally, but this was hilarious

Friend works shifts and was sick of her neighbors letting their children make noise in the garden at 7am
She paid her 8 year old to get them with his huge water pistol from the spare room window.
She then got her DP to mow the lawn at 20:30 and use noisy garden tools for a few days

They got the hint. But don’t think they will be on the Christmas card list

and yes, she had tried asking politely first.

Dear neighbour, you not possibly have anything left to strim……

Mine had a massive smoker barbecue which the woman wouldn’t move knowing it would blow straight in my house. When my DS was a baby they had a party in the garden in their inflatable hot tub of germs, singing Sweet fucking Caroline until 4/5am.

She bellowed “unacceptable” several times circa 9am when I popped out to trim the hedge under her open window. It was rather unkempt and took a while, even with my electric hedge trimmer..