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What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

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Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:51

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

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MeSeM · Today 21:37

BuntyBeaufort · Today 21:30

First date: picked up in his pretty red sports car with the top down.

We pulled up outside lovely country pub, but black clouds were gathering, so I suggested he put the roof up just in case.
But no, he refused as obviously I didn’t know what I was talking about. Two hours later pretty car full of water, wet bums all round, and me to blame for not insisting.
Second date: didn’t happen

He seems such a fool for not listening to your warmhearted wise wisdom in the 1st instance & completely arrogant to then blame you & defer his stupidity & ignorance onto innocent sensible you 💚🙏💚

Winniepoobear · Today 22:06

Oh ...this is a good thread! Ive a list, but this was the final nail in thine coffin!

I went over to my friends one night, had a couple girly drinks, came home .. quite unexpected (no not to find another woman - or even a man) but what i found was him dressed up in my underware, with stockings and suspenders on. He even had his socks inside my bra to give him a bust!!!!!

Ive never told the words to anyone in my life & ive been divorced for over 26 years now lol ..

Delladuck · Today 22:28

About 27 years ago,he walked out leaving me with 2 small kids,a shit load of debt and no money

He would come round to my house (to check i wasnt shagging anyone else or heaven forbid,have some sort of peace from him) and would sit there smirking at me (I was so scared of him as he was violent and controlling)

Anyway,id scraped enough cash together to buy myself a cross stitch just for something to do on an evening when the kids had gone to bed

I spent the best part of 9 months stitching it-it was a victorian girl putting letter in a postbox and very detailed

I put blood,sweat,tears and my soul into making it and when the kids where about,it lived in a drawer away from small hands

I was about 20/25 stitches away from finishing it when he swaggered in,that smirk on his face and the attitude of 'im here to see my kids and you cant stop me'

He went into the kitchen to make himself a black coffee and a poke about in my cupboards/drawers

He found my cross stitch,made his coffee and poured the whole lot in the drawer deliberately

It was ruined (i tried to save it,but it was too stained) and his smirk didnt match the 'I just dropped my coffee by mistake, soz'

Daft thing now,he knows im not scared of him at all and runs away when he sees me but I never did replace that cross stitch as it was one from an end of line sale,which is how I been able to afford it-I've trawled Ebay but have never found it again in kit form

He never came into my home again-he knew he'd gone too far and that was my death by the last cut

Didn't stop him dragging me through the courts to control me until he lost interest

He knows that if I get within arms length of him,ill have him by his tiny bollocks and i'll launch him into space

MinecraftMum40 · Today 22:28

PinkNailPolish2026 · 03/06/2026 14:45

Turned up to represent himself in court in an ill fitting suit wearing trainers with a briefcase 🤣

Kicked off at the same Court hearing because my solicitor had asked for a closed court for the hearing due to his new partners behaviour towards me and my daughter. Ex then screamed at me “I’m going to make (insert his new partners name here) DD’s new mummy”. That did NOT go down well with the judge.

Got a tattoo with DD’s name on it for her 5th birthday then proudly showed her it at his supervised contact, he didn’t get her any presents. I could write a book 🤣

Just wow!!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · Today 22:50

”He knows that if I get within arms length of him,ill have him by his tiny bollocks and i'll launch him into space”

I have done embroideries, so I know how much effort goes into something like that, @Delladuck - I am infuriated on your behalf, and I’ll help you!

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