I was asked to leave B&Q, mortified

[chickenandapples]

I was approached by a member of staff who said that he just reviewed footage that 3 months ago, I was recorded not scanning an item at the self checkout and they believed it was intentional and just asked me (quite nicely and compassionately I might add) to leave.

Whoopsie! 😬

I note that they have no scales at B&Q self service which makes accidents easy.

Probably why they banned you. You stole something, couldn't give 'less of a fuck' about it and they probably think you might do it again. No apology or offer to pay by you.

😂

Did you know at the time...you sound like you knew

It's because shes a pretty consultant who carried out his prostate check in hospital. How could he forget her

I am crying with laughter, 😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏👏👏👏especially the line "he was shaking because you're so attractive"

Corrected the typo.

Ah, that explains why the security guards remembered you "stealing" after three months — they obviously don’t get many stunning, beautiful, drop dead gorgeous women in that B&Q.”
😂😂😂😂

If Screwfix is better, why do you keep going to B&Q?

You should wear different disguises and keep going back and stealing stuff. It would give us a laugh if nothing else

Corresponding level of confusion regarding voting as stealing.

You people getting all uppity about her having stolen or not, while Rome burns.

I just wantef to drop that you're coming across as a right knob.

Wow this has taken a turn! OP instead of gloating you should feel ashamed of yourself for being accused (allegedly) of stealing ! Give yer over inflated head a wobble

Do you consult people on how to steal?

Of course she knew. Seems quite proud of herself too.

@Empress13

Stealing requires intent. If, as OP says, she genuinely forgot to scan something, then she didn't steal.

Maybe you don't believe her when she says it was a genuine mistake, but if we go by her post alone, it doesn't qualify as stealing.

I don’t get the piling on that you’re thief. It was an accident.

I am genuinely shocked that they knew it was you after 3 months. I wonder if they’ve got a big picture of you up in the back and when you came back in it was red alert for everyone.

seriously though, go back in and see if anyone approaches you. Ask to see the footage if they do. Did they tell you what you’d “stolen..”?