AIBU to think my colleague is lying about having two dogs?

[Sam155320]

I work with a work colleague on a one to one basis however I think she’s lied to me about having 2 dogs (she does have 1) as well as to various other work colleagues.

FINE. You got me.

I’ve got a flatulent labrador and a guinea pig with aspirations.

You're deliiciously howling mad @Sam155320

Seriously though, I wish my neighbour had imaginary dogs. She has fecking FIVE definitely REAL ones. Woof woof woof, yap yap yap, day in day out. (When she is out.) Luckily not too bad when she's in (which is 80% of the time,) or I would go craaaaayzeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Some stellar comments on here. 😆

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She’s sold you all a pup, OP

If you're having a ruff day OP you just need to stay more pawsitive.

Fur real.

I once worked with a girl who pretended to have a kid so she could take time off work due to her fake child being ill and other child related reasons. She even had a car seat in her car. Another woman joined the company who knew her and it all came out. Was bloody awkward for her and she left.

Cheaper vet bills annall!

I say the dog is lying

Who let the dogs out ?

Maybe one ‘dog’ is lion and that’s why she only has one.

Are you sure it's not a work Collie, OP?

I'll get my coat...

Do you never see both dogs in the same room?

Maybe it's an identical twin dog prank.

That is an amazing thing to try to pull off. Kudos to her for giving it a go.

This thread 😂😂😂😂

She’s obviously a liar and she’s made a right dog’s dinner of trying to convince you she’s telling the truth, you’re definitely not barking up the wrong tree. Other people might not be able to make head nor tail of how you have come to this conclusion but clearly you’re right because you’re like a dog with a bone with your detective skills and great leads. You have collared her 🤣

Cancel the cheque immediately OP.

I just spat my Friday night G&T out reading this 🤣

The second one is a cat - and either you or collegue is confused - (or maybe the cat is).

Everyone is being really silly here, when the OP just needed some support.

The answer is obvious. There is only one dog but it is a time traveler and had to return to a time it was already present in giving the impression that there were two dogs. HTH.

😂

You've certainly given us paws for thought . . . I'm going to have to chew this over

Creepy. Did she phone up to say she’d have to be off with her sick kid and the fake child was crying in the background? 👶

Is that what it is OP? Your colleague brings a collar and lead to work? Maybe you misunderstood the job ad for ‘one to one’ work?

She’s telling Yorkies OP.

If I was the lying colleague that had been caught out, I’d definitely be feeling a bit sheepish right now 🤣.