Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

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Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

Stop it!!!! I can’t stop laughing

Yeah once.

Nope. There is nothing remotely erotic, or arousing about a dick pic, flaccid or hard.

I agree. They're extremely ugly looking things 😬.

Dicks are not worthy of the light of day. Under the duvet, in the deep dark of night, is where they belong, and belong v well.

Jesus. On every level. The effort!!

I don't like them either. I like my husband's penis just fine but dick pics just aren't sexy and I find them a turn off - maybe because I think only dicks send them. DH sent me one one and was firmly asked never to do it again. I do send him random pics of parts of me because he likes it so he was trying to join in but just no. A pic of him in his work shorts does it for me though 😅🤣

For me whenever I’ve received them it’s purely logistical so I know what I’m dealing with and if it’s worth sleeping with them. I’ve only received 3 in my life and 2 of them I saw it and decided not to bother… maybe I’m a horrible person tho.

I go mad for a good forearm

I think the unsolicited dick pic is the digital equivilent of being flashed in the park by a man in a raincoat. Its a thrill for him, and form of sexual assault for you.

I'm not sure I could pick it out of a line up.

An acceptable, ahem, "Dick" pic 😂

A beautiful description. Yeah they're kind of like trolls lol

The penis is probably why in most species the bloke goes at it from behind.

😂😂😂😂😂 Yep!

They gross me out,although I've had a few impressive ones !!!! The rest all looked like a slug wearing a bowler hat 🤢

It depends. If I’m in a relationship and it’s rare then yes. Otherwise no, eww.

Me too!! Best part of a man

Cocks are ace in all regards other than aesthetically. They look wonderful in motion, but I have never seen a static photo of a penis that has made me think, yes please now.

😂

I once helped the police catch a rapist who'd threatened me. The two male officers said "It will be helpful if you can describe his penis".
Me: "Er, well ... average?"

Not sure what they expected 🤨

No, they are so ugly.
Why would a man think that I would want to see it!

I’ve asked the same question of an acquaintance. She is notorious for going in OLD sites and sleeping with men. She said it’s a good indicator of how the relationship is going to turn out.

Depends on the motion, surely? A windmill/helicopter display while I'm trying to drink my morning coffee has never set my loins astir.

Erect penises do turn me on, yes! But not an unsolicited dick pick, I'd feel violated.

Killed me off bye

They don’t turn me on but I do like to see one before a hookup. I don’t date for romance I only have casual sex.