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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

406 replies

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 23:00

KidsDoBetter · 09/04/2026 22:51

Me too!! Best part of a man

And the back 😍

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 09/04/2026 23:01

No.I got sent a flaccid pic once and I've never looked a raw sausage in the face the same since

Zennia · 09/04/2026 23:09

Never. They all look ugly AF to me. Most women don't like them so I really don't understand it as a "dating strategy". These men would have better success sending chocolates, flowers, gifts or literally anything else.

My current BF has not sent me a single dick pic and I love him for it.

OfcourseitsaNC · 09/04/2026 23:11

I can still recall a particular dick pic XFWB sent me.

He really took his time over it. I won't say how, but boy, the end result was gorgeous. Got me properly hot and I couldn't wait to see him again.

It's the only one ever though... And I've had lots, from lots of men.

OonaStubbs · 09/04/2026 23:12

Many men don't understand women or think women are like men. Men get turned on by women sending them pictures of their boobs or vagina so they think women will get turned on by a man sending them a picture of their penis.

AGlessandahalf · 09/04/2026 23:14

social media has allowed men to flash at women via their phones.
unsolicited dick pics = flashing

criminal

BurntBroccoli · 09/04/2026 23:14

Absolutely not.
They are not remotely sexy and really ugly.

driftingdownintomiami · 09/04/2026 23:15

They're valuable for their function rather than their appearance.

Happyjoe · 09/04/2026 23:16

Visually, nah. Ugly things so not even remotely turned on by a pic of a dic. I think it's fairly common for women though isn't it? Not so much triggered by images.

Icanttakethisanymore · 09/04/2026 23:20

PottingBench · 09/04/2026 20:14

"one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo"

Interested to know what that effort might have been.
Arranged amongst a bowl of seasonal fruit?

Someone once wrote my name down his shaft in a black marker 😬

DrSeuss · 09/04/2026 23:21

Fabulous song! My thoughts exactly!

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 23:22

Whettlettuce · 09/04/2026 22:48

They gross me out,although I've had a few impressive ones !!!! The rest all looked like a slug wearing a bowler hat 🤢

That is also a genius namechange waiting to happen

SlugWearingABowlerHat

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 23:28

Ah just goes to show we're all different i guess.

The above full length nude with the guy holding his cock and looking cheeky would just make me think MnS catalogue model caught short, I think.

Also unbothered about abs even though I am quite into the gym myself.

But yeah, I do like pictures of cocks. I feel like me and other 2.7 women on this thread who agree should have our own support group.

ToWhitToWhoo · 09/04/2026 23:31

Not me anyway!

DuckyDolittle · 09/04/2026 23:34

Never, not once, have I received a picture of a dick and got horny. A picture of a whole naked man who I find attractive? Yes. [That poster of David Duchovny covering his manhood with a teacup that I had pinned to the wall next to my bed, I'm talking to you]

But a random erect penis winging it's way desperately across the internet makes me feel sad in ways that poetry has not yet managed to describe.

nolongersurprised · 09/04/2026 23:34

Zennia · 09/04/2026 23:09

Never. They all look ugly AF to me. Most women don't like them so I really don't understand it as a "dating strategy". These men would have better success sending chocolates, flowers, gifts or literally anything else.

My current BF has not sent me a single dick pic and I love him for it.

Some women think it’s less of a dating strategy than an act of aggression.

However, I think that men just really love their penises, think they are amazing and think that women will be ever-so attracted and impressed by a pic of them.

Lifelover16 · 09/04/2026 23:51

i think penises are horribly ugly (turkey giblets come to mind) but I think just as bad are pics of naked men wearing nothing but those ridiculous little posing pouches (especially leopard skin or wet look) or thong type swimming trunks.

User33538216 · 10/04/2026 00:07

I have, but context is everything!

Reasonstobelieve · 10/04/2026 00:15

Actually I'm surprised this practice isn't illegal. I'm also surprised there are so many posters who think male genitalia is unattractive. This is definitely not a view I share 😂

Creamyes · 10/04/2026 00:23

TestTickle · 09/04/2026 20:11

Nope. It absolutely baffles me.

This.
Genuinely baffling.
I feel so sorry for young women being sent these randomly.

GarlicFind · 10/04/2026 00:23

Reasonstobelieve · 10/04/2026 00:15

Actually I'm surprised this practice isn't illegal. I'm also surprised there are so many posters who think male genitalia is unattractive. This is definitely not a view I share 😂

It is illegal.
https://www.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/online-safety/online-safety/cyberflashing/

Nerdynerdynerd · 10/04/2026 00:43

Yes, i love a close up pic of what looks like a disembodied hairy sausage, really turns me on... said no woman ever

Reasonstobelieve · 10/04/2026 00:43

Thank you & rightly so

blueshoes · 10/04/2026 01:02

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 23:00

And the back 😍

Yes, cannot wait to see the back of a man Wink

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