Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

[worldshottestmom]

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

Or a nice uniform pic...

They aren’t overly attractive. Landing in the dating world at middle age was a surprise with the immediate trying to sext/dick picks. I dont want that without permission! But I’m now in a relationship at distance and he’s rather attractive and I quite like it, torso involved is a bonus. But not with a random off the internet that I don’t know.

Youre so lucky

This is how I am! I just find women to look way sexier than men in nudes. Like i guess its unfair (for us) that they dont really have the equivalent of lingerie? Men in suits do it for me but its just not the same sentiment

I think only men imagine a dick pic is an ok thing, so i suspect gay men like them, not women.

you would need salad cream on it then they would be over the moon

It's awful.
I find it disgusting...nothing attractive about a DP.

Hahahhaha im crying 😭😭 his toothbrush ffs. Thats as bad as my ex putting his thumb up next to his erect 4 incher for the first nude he sent me

Honestly the meme is spot on, if I seen a photo of someone holding a gerbil in their crotch next to a photo of a naked nob, I would see no difference

It’s a mumsnet sin/ very antifeminist of me but yeah I have. I’ve been in a relationship a long time but 15 or so years ago I didn’t mind the odd dick pic. It’s ok if it’s wanted and I fancy the guy (and it’s a decent size 🙈).

Do no straight women like the look of men’s penises?!

Character ?🤔 I’m sure some men will now try to give their dic pics character with some googly eyes and a new hairstyle 😂

I can see your point, I agree that anticipation and build up is sexy but im starting to think i have half a brain as seeing naked nobs on their own with no ab action etc involved just disappoints me lmao

No, it’s absolutely bizarre and totally not hot in any way

from a man i’m in a sexual relationship with and as part of foreplay I love it, it’s massively attractive to see that they’re turned on by you and in turn are turned on by them.

It’s more of a turn on when it’s not just a weird close-up but as part of an overall view of your man looking gorgeous.

This thread is just giving ammunition to lurking men - they’ll definitely be upping their DP game now.

Hit the nail on the head here - if they send actual nudes of their entire body (/and face) then its very well received. Otherwise i dont wanna see a close up of your veiny chicken drumstick

Yessss uniform or a suit 😍 once spoke to a police officer that was a 10/10 and the uniform just took it over the edge, he was too sexy to be working in that profession

Honestly any man who sends a dick pic to a woman unasked is an abuser who is not remotely interested in "turning a woman on" he's doing it to instill shock and fear in her, it's the electronic version of flashing and should be reported to the police, i don't know any sane woman who wants to look at a random man's penis.

Hahahahhaah lmfao stop it before mr potato head dick pics start trending 😭

I know it’s not really funny, but I can’t help imagining this as part of a “people don’t really work hard these days” narrative.
Perverts? They used to make an EFFORT! Out lurking in all weathers, in a Mac they’d bought or stolen themselves!

I should hope they all put a bit more effort in

I shouldn't laugh but im crying hahahahaha

The me who send these photos and expect admiration, are possibly the ones who make no effort in other areas and expect it’s enough. So not only is it a turn off, but it’s a possible sign of an inconsiderate lover.

I've just realised that when men send dick pics they're erect 😂😂😂 I'd always assumed they just sent random floppy dick pics.

Reader, I have never done OLD or received a dick pic 😐

Oh yes, or a nice forearm

Nah surely this would be a sign of a man who doesn’t have good common sense around online privacy. Again, a turn off.

oh no I think I’m getting old…!