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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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Papercompany · 13/04/2026 09:35

Definitely not - modern equivalent of flashing.

Different if it two people consenting to do this. But sending a 'surprise' one is revolting.

EnglishBreakfastTea1 · 13/04/2026 09:38

There are much nicer things to fancy in a man before considering what his dick looks like.

PeppyRoseBeaker · 13/04/2026 09:50

🤣🤣🤣

CoffeeCantata · 13/04/2026 10:52

EnglishBreakfastTea1 · 13/04/2026 09:38

There are much nicer things to fancy in a man before considering what his dick looks like.

Totally, totally and totally.

It's men imagining women share their porny, objectifying attitude to sex. I honestly don't think most women would get a thrill from staring at a man's crotch in the way that so many men do from ogling cleavage etc.

For me, romantic (I'm old-fashioned and proud of it) partners are so much more than their sexual organs!!

ElenOfTheWays · 13/04/2026 19:43

OriginalSkang · 13/04/2026 09:28

Have you never had a sexy text conversation?

Honestly, my mind boggles on mumsnet sometimes! You can't imagine anyone enjoying sex? Do you throw up when you see one in person? Look the other way?

On mumsnet its like a race to be as sexless as possible. Just laying back and thinking of Britain. Its sad

Yes I have and I have enjoyed lots of sex too. And sent a lover a sexy pic or ten 😂 even videos on occasion. Doesn't mean I want to see pictures of cocks. A cock is not an attractive body part. Especially in isolation. It's a personal preference I guess. Other women can do whatever they like,
but if a man wanted to get MY motor running he'd have to do a LOT better than that.

Your assumption that my dislike of dick pics makes me an uptight, sexless, frigid old bat suggests that it is YOU who is being
narrow-minded not me.

Lying back and thinking of England indeed. My DH would be VERY surprised to hear this description of me. 😂

YachtMistress · 13/04/2026 20:11

Just like a willy......
but smaller

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