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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

406 replies

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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Ormally · 10/04/2026 22:56

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 21:09

😭😭 a dick pic wall of fame, ive heard it all now

Your friends are now my heroes and I want to see it. Perhaps I could make a ranking system on my wall, and send it to all of the lovely gents that have contributed whenever a new competitor submits their effort

With a special award going each month to the highest w ranking official?

DallazMajor · 10/04/2026 23:13

I find the best response to an unsolicited dick pic is “lol”.

Men really get quite upset about it.

LittleRedRidingBoots · 10/04/2026 23:41

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:10

I was mildly amused at a photo of a man being tasered in the bollocks, but not turned on per se.

This made me laugh out loud 😂

Joanneken · 11/04/2026 00:56

Yes lol

Harmonypus · 11/04/2026 02:16

Gay men might be turned on by them, I know my gay son would be!😊

OonaStubbs · 11/04/2026 03:18

Why can't the messaging services recognise dick picks and stop them from being sent and/or warn the receiver what it is before they open it?

SummerFrog2026 · 11/04/2026 05:22

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:22

I now feel like this immense weirdo

I genuinely do like pictures of cocks (cannot believe I actually typed that) and do find them a turn on. Obvious caveat of if they are wanted!

I wasn't going to post, but feel you need some support!

i like them too, so long as it's wanted.

I will add though that I have seemingly been lucky throughout my life to have been intimate with attractive ones. Having seen others I can see why some women don't find them attractive. Shame though as nice ones are attractive.

Mykneesareshot · 11/04/2026 07:44

As PP said, it turns them on, not the recipient.

Boudica70 · 11/04/2026 08:22

Hate unsolicited ones. Who wants to see that? Even worse when taken standing up, looking down, and their manky feet are in the shot too! 🤮

Ileithyia · 11/04/2026 08:28

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:12

Obviously I am in a minority here 😆

For those who do find men attractive, is it purely the pic you don't like or cocks per se?

I find men attractive, but I think aesthetically a penis is not pretty. So from that point of view, a picture of it isn’t going to turn me on.

Anguskinty · 11/04/2026 09:30

The only place they do any good is where we can't see them. Attractive to look at - Nooooo!

ILookLikeAPinkBlancmange · 11/04/2026 10:10

PottingBench · 09/04/2026 20:14

"one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo"

Interested to know what that effort might have been.
Arranged amongst a bowl of seasonal fruit?

Haha I'm crying!

lilkitten · 11/04/2026 10:50

Being sent them by guys you've only just started chatting to on a dating app is unappealing to me (they really are just reducing themselves down to an appendage that they somehow think is unique). In theory I'd be okay with receiving one from a partner as part of maybe a distance thing, to keep some intimacy, however I've never had a partner that would want to do this anyway, they're more happy with topless or shower shots that cover their genitals, and I find that more attractive.

MsStyles · 11/04/2026 11:27

No. I had recently started chatting to someone and he sent a random full frontal (I was sat with my daughter and he gave no clue so I opened it!) then sent another just of his dick. I said no and he kept going so he was quickly dumped. I just don’t get why they think we want that? It’s not sexy at all, quite the opposite for me; I find it a turn off if we’re getting on well then get sent a dick pic. It makes me feel like they just want me for sex.

when I was in a long term relationship, they were welcomed but not when you’re just starting to get to know each other. Cyberflashing is not ok.

CoffeeCantata · 11/04/2026 11:48

I'm attracted to the man - not to his appendages.

I actually find men's genitals very unattractive - I like my partner in spite of them, not because of them.

The difference between Michelangelo's David and your average man in that area was a horrible shock to me as a youngster.

Merida46 · 11/04/2026 11:51

The only people turned on by dick pics are the perverts who send them!

Carla786 · 11/04/2026 16:13

I must say I think it's a bit sad that so many women think male genitalia are ugly, just as it would be sad if forums of men were agreeing that vulvas were ugly.
Otoh so many men certainly don't help with this disgusting dick pic obsession..

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 11/04/2026 16:31

Yuck. And it’s knob, with a K.
A ‘nob’ is usually a toff or some sort of aristocrat.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 11/04/2026 16:33

CoffeeCantata · 11/04/2026 11:48

I'm attracted to the man - not to his appendages.

I actually find men's genitals very unattractive - I like my partner in spite of them, not because of them.

The difference between Michelangelo's David and your average man in that area was a horrible shock to me as a youngster.

As my DM’s cleaning lady remarked to her many years ago, ‘Men aren’t very attractive in just their socks.’ 😂

HRTQueen · 11/04/2026 16:57

PyongyangKipperbang · 10/04/2026 20:12

They want to see our genitals as it turns them on so they assume that the reverse applies. When will they fucking listen? Its not like it isnt a well known fact that the vast majority of women find mens genitals deeply ugly!

^ this

unfortunately porn has also lead men to believe, as thy would rather believe porn than reality, that women love to see a dick

like we all love anal sex, being slapped and choked, gagging on their dick, partner spaffing over our face

while I was old a number of men, majority would send a dick pic I reported a few to bumble how have we got to this when men just don’t give a fuck if we feel disrespected

BauhausOfEliott · 11/04/2026 17:00

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 11/04/2026 16:31

Yuck. And it’s knob, with a K.
A ‘nob’ is usually a toff or some sort of aristocrat.

‘Nob’ in the sense of a penis can actually be spelled either way.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 11/04/2026 17:44

A solicited dick pic yes.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 11/04/2026 17:47

PottingBench · 09/04/2026 20:14

"one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo"

Interested to know what that effort might have been.
Arranged amongst a bowl of seasonal fruit?

I snorted, thank you.

Ileithyia · 11/04/2026 19:33

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 11/04/2026 17:44

A solicited dick pic yes.

People actually ask for them??

SugarPuffSandwiches · 11/04/2026 19:35

I am SO glad I've been with DH like 500 years and none of this was a thing 😂
Ew