Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

[worldshottestmom]

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

A little bow tie?

God what an accurate depiction. It really is always like that tbh, maybe I've only received them from compete arseholes but there's just barely ever any build up, if any. Just a message containing a photo of a nob and im supposed to be applauding them smh

As a result of this thread I've had this song in my head alllllll day

I never had the experience, not complaining, they’re ugly at the best of times.

I find men attractive too and I like sex. I’m not turned on by dicks though.

😂 that’s hilarious.

Omg what a fucking weird, disgusting thing to do. It really is about shocking and horrifying others for some of these creeps its utterly repulsive. I felt violated when I got bluetoothed one by a stranger in a train station at the age of 10, and the most disturbing part is that he was literally in the main station with people around him (could see them in the background) and just had his cock out it was vile.

Don't forget the seasonal bowl of fruit lmfao

I actually really want to receive a nude like this now, I would frame it and hang it in my hallway for visitors to admire

They want to see our genitals as it turns them on so they assume that the reverse applies. When will they fucking listen? Its not like it isnt a well known fact that the vast majority of women find mens genitals deeply ugly!

I don’t find pictures of single body parts attractive. I think that’s one generalised difference between women and men. Men seem to like that more.

People have talked about men not making effort but really I think if a woman took a pick of her breasts without much effort lots of men would find it appealing. So it’s not just effort that’s an issue.

Outstanding.

Yeah I think so too, because they enjoy any part of our bodies in isolation, we're expected to feel the same about them. It would take them less than a minute to use some brain power to think why this wouldn't be the case, but ive come to realise a lot of them just dont care!

I too am so deeply glad to be single for this reason tbh keep those things away from me

Hahaha that is brilliant!

I've come to realise that, like with most other things regarding women, they just don't care! What baffles me is that if they did listen, they'd have a much higher success rate of actually getting some sugar

I agree!

They get turned on at the idea that we might get turned on by their magnificent penis, but as you say, they would be far more likely to actually get laid if they kept it in their pants!

Someone suggested some googly eyes and a wig and honestly now I want to see it complete with a bow tie and a drawn on smiley face. In fact, if i ever have a man wanting to send me a dick pic in future I'm going to specify these conditions before he can send it

Exactly!! give me some dirty talk, some pics of yourself in a suit or uniform or something that took a bit of effort with me in mind. Not just a close up shot of your nob which may as well have the caption "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??"

I do find men attractive. But I don't think the penis is visually attractive.

I also find less can be more. A picture of a man would be much more of a a turn on if it was a good picture of the torso with the trouser waistband falling low, so I couldn't see anything but was led to imagine it. Similarly, I once did a boudoir photoshoot and the half dressed / lingerie shots were much much sexier than the naked shots.

I am not sexually attracted to women but visually find them more beautiful to look at than men. I'd rather paint or sculpt a woman than a man. Although I think the vulva is as ugly as the penis.

Two of my beautician friends (go back a loooong way) are on dating sites….. they have a Dic pic wall of fame (shame in most cases) in the back office - Puts the sheer ridiculousness into perspective - what is wrong with these guys???

😭😭 a dick pic wall of fame, ive heard it all now

Your friends are now my heroes and I want to see it. Perhaps I could make a ranking system on my wall, and send it to all of the lovely gents that have contributed whenever a new competitor submits their effort

Yes!! From the right person at the right time. Consent is everything. Unsolicited, absolutely not - it's assault.

Agree with this. If it's part of an already intimate mutually flirtatious relationship and is done to spice things up a little with a bit of effort behind it that's one thing. But I agree that feels like more of a nude.

I feel like dick pics are generally more unsolicited than that and it's something the guy gets turned on by because it's something he's doing to you that's very sexual irregardless of how it's received. And that's why it can feel like an assault. There's a power dynamic that can be really nefarious when it's outside of a healthy caring flirty relationship.

Oh my god this is great! 😂😂😂

I’m thinking we need a dick pic terms and conditions

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