Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

[worldshottestmom]

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

I think they are only attractive when you are already attracted to the man they are attached to. In cold blood they are revolting and I can only suppose that any man who thinks a woman he's never met is going to fall for the sight of his penis, has never actually met ANY women in real life.

If I happen to receive one (vanishingly unlikely these days), I reply 'can you include a matchstick for scale?' It usually enrages them, which is a great result.

Eew, no, I was sent one once and ran a mile.

Penises aren't attractive, even on attractive men. I'd rather admire other parts of them.

Please don't send a dic pic if you're hoping to arouse me.

As strategies for dating go, it falls completely flat.

I'd rather have my naked poster of David Duchovny

Than suffer sightings of your slug wearing a bowler hat.

The issue is that it’s either very “HERE I AM, ARE YOU IMPRESSED?!” or “hi, I’m off duty and a bit meh”. Both are bloody awful to receive.

Never received one. Quite happy about this. I don’t find nudity of any sort a turn on, even if I find the person attractive.

No. I’m not repulsed by my husband sending one but it also doesn’t do anything for me. Usually it would be sent in terms of “look what you’ve made happen” if we are sexting.

Hahaha yes ,I shall remember for a future name change if needed 🤣

I love wanking videos

😆 I used to work in a factory once. A very talented fellow worker sculpted a convicing willie and testicles out of a (big) raw sausage and then threw it onto my work bench. It was one of the funniest things ive seen. We were in hysterics.

Nope 👎

My reactions to a dick pic range between revulsion and amusement, never admiration or desire. Willys just look too silly without context.

It depends who it is attached to!

Surely that should be donkey!😅🤣😂

I’ve never had one but surely it depends on whether you’re attracted to the person attached to the dick?

I got smacked in the face by one once. He thought it was funny. It was not.

My mum, now in her 70s, has some crazy penis stories to tell. My favourite is the bloke she was visiting who excused himself for a moment then came back into the room stark naked apart from a hairpiece tied round his waist, arranged so half of it went down one side of his cock and half went down the other.

He has forever been known as Hairpiece Harry in our house.

Men these days just don't make such kind of effort.

not a dick in isolation but attached to the rest of the body, yes.

There used to be an unknown gentleman who must of been local to the area where I grew up because of the frequency, who used to leave instant polaroid pictures of his tackle in the local swing park. The local lads used to find them and show them off. That was until the police were informed and we had to have a special assembly about not picking up the pictures if we found them or looking at them. I don't think they ever found out who it was.

I have also been dick slapped, and have to say it was one of the most degrading things to happen to me lol.

Omg that is hilarious, I only hope I have a partner so creative in my old age. A hairpiece Harry of my own ❤️

I also wonder if they have ever actually spoken to a woman before, too. Its like they expect you to like it because it is a penis, and have never actually contemplated quite how hideous they are to look at by themselves 😬

Hahaha im definitely using that if I'm unfortunate enough to receive one in the future!

have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob

Artfully draped across a velvet cushion with mood lighting?

Me too!

I don’t like just any random dick pic but if I’m talking dirty to a guy then I like one to be sent.

I also think that they would be beyond delighted to receive a boob or vulva shot in return, so they can't see the problem. Women, to them, are a series of sexual organs which ought to feel blessed at the attention of their rampant dick.

I am sometimes so very glad to be single, not dating and with a great spam filter.

The most devastating of catfishes 😥 i once got sent one unsolicited by a manager at my old job at a supermarket with the caption "its yours when you want it". I replied "Since I have the receipt, can I exchange it for a better one?"

As you say, no armani (dick), no punani

Hahahaaa ok this is by far the best comeback to an unsolicited dick pic that ive read lmao

Its so true!! I never actually thought about that until reading the comments on this thread yesterday. MN making me smarter tbh

If you ever see a post from 'sluginabowlerhat' just know that it's me