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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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FoolOfShips · 10/04/2026 12:13

Oreosareawful · 10/04/2026 12:00

I'm reminded of Red Dwarf when Kryten is turned human

"Is that the best design they could come up with? the last chicken in the shop look?"

Getting a 'double polaroid' at the sight of a vacuum cleaner 😆

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 13:52

OfcourseitsaNC · 09/04/2026 23:11

I can still recall a particular dick pic XFWB sent me.

He really took his time over it. I won't say how, but boy, the end result was gorgeous. Got me properly hot and I couldn't wait to see him again.

It's the only one ever though... And I've had lots, from lots of men.

This is what im saying, when they actually take their time and bother to make an effort it actually works! So why do so many send pics of just their nob? (Not referring to non-solicited here)

Its like making someone a microwave curry and expecting them to be applauding the hard work and result. Its just naff

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 13:55

Lifelover16 · 09/04/2026 23:51

i think penises are horribly ugly (turkey giblets come to mind) but I think just as bad are pics of naked men wearing nothing but those ridiculous little posing pouches (especially leopard skin or wet look) or thong type swimming trunks.

Lmfao turkey giblets is the only way to describe a lone naked nob and balls now

Ah dont get me started on them types of photos, ive never received one but have seen plenty online and cant help but feel it just makes them look like cross dressers

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 13:56

Icanttakethisanymore · 09/04/2026 23:20

Someone once wrote my name down his shaft in a black marker 😬

You just know someone has some poor woman's name tattooed on it smh

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 13:59

GarlicFind · 10/04/2026 01:30

I was looking for pictures of some very weird crochet men's bodysuits that a designer showed last year - couldn't find them but did see this crochet pattern, which might be appropriate for the thread:

If i start dating again this will be my first date outfit every time

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:02

PyongyangKipperbang · 10/04/2026 01:38

Nope!

My ex was obsessed by photos like that. He would send me a photo of his dick
and say I "owed him one" back. Occasionally if he said "send me a boob pic" I would send him a pic of some grotty man boobs I had googled. My favourite was when he messaged and I said I was in the bath, he said "send me a pic", so I sent him a picture of my bath. Sans water, sans moi!

He never got the hint.

I dumped him and his GF's are getting younger and younger, presumably as they are the only ones daft enough to do it!

God that's disgusting, acting as if you owe him one because he sent you one unsolicited

Loool I love responses to unsolicited dick pics like this. Often times when I've received them in the past i was just doing something like hoovering and just carried on with my day

I hope his infant gfs parents phone the police tbh what a creep

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:06

Thebibleofdave · 10/04/2026 03:02

Ah this reminded me of back in the day with what I now call 'old skooool 'dic pic's'.

We used to take a disposable camera out for every night out..remember the times you had to wait a week to see the pictures from boots and was happy when there was one photo without red eyes/eyes closed/dodgy people in ? That you might be able to actually frame?

A night out didnt go by without some random man taking a picture down his pants.

While the thought of developing photos in Boots and seeing a penis would make me wish I didn't have eyes, you have just given me so much nostalgia to going to Boots to have disposable cameras developed!!

While I was about 8 when we used to do this so no night out pics lol I loved looking at the outcome of the photos, it was like a nice surprise. Albeit most of them did end up with everyone in them having red eyes lol

Those were the days

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:13

Thepossibility · 10/04/2026 07:39

It's only attractive when you can see the whole man the dick is attached to (a man you are attracted to.) Otherwise it's like being sent a close up of a big toe. A bit weird by itself. And the guy sending the pic is all LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS FUCKING TOE. LOOK AT IT!!!

Exactly this - the whole shebang (when solicitied) is always very well received (by me at least)

But so true that they expect you to be in awe of a close up of their nob and im always so confused as to why. Once got sent one and the guy was just going on and on to me about how big it is and asking me it's so big isn't it. I was just like, well, you've just sent me photographic evidence that it is a very average sized penis. Which is fine, but I'm not going to sit here banging on about how huge it is when it really isn't 😐

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:16

The13thFairy · 10/04/2026 09:13

The thing is, when I'm having sex with a man, I'm not having sex with his penis, I'm having sex with him. There could exist the perfect penis for me - aesthetically pleasing, clean and reliable. But if Donald Trump, say, was on the other end of it, I wouldn't bother! So no, dick pics are a waste of time.

This is it and idk why men don't seem to understand this - that could be anybodys nob, show me your face so I know its you 🤔 and actually have something to lust over

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:17

PottingBench · 10/04/2026 09:38

Picturing "Icanttakethisanymore" written large in black marker now and can't decide whether to be well impressed at the length or concerned it was a cry for help.

Maybe he wrote the second half on the bottom side

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:18

Oreosareawful · 10/04/2026 12:00

I'm reminded of Red Dwarf when Kryten is turned human

"Is that the best design they could come up with? the last chicken in the shop look?"

Lmao if ive ever heard an accurate description it's this

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:45

@GarlicFind leaking ur nudes soz

Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?
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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:47

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:45

@GarlicFind leaking ur nudes soz

Close up POV

Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?
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ForthisoneaNC · 10/04/2026 15:23

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:16

This is it and idk why men don't seem to understand this - that could be anybodys nob, show me your face so I know its you 🤔 and actually have something to lust over

But what if it's a beautiful cock with a shiny head with a single droblet of precum.....
Luckily we are all different!

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 15:28

ForthisoneaNC · 10/04/2026 15:23

But what if it's a beautiful cock with a shiny head with a single droblet of precum.....
Luckily we are all different!

I felt genuinely violated reading that hahahaha

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GarlicFind · 10/04/2026 15:50

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 14:47

Close up POV

That must be my G-spot 😂

newrubylane · 10/04/2026 16:03

I've always assumed that the point of a dick pic wasn't that the dick was meant to arouse, but that it was a way do the guy saying 'I am thinking of you and I am aroused, look' - like a compliment? In the scenario where you like the guy, obviously. Not the creeps who do it unsolicited for their own weird kicks.

worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 16:23

GarlicFind · 10/04/2026 15:50

That must be my G-spot 😂

Hahaha tbf looks more like a giant clit than a penis lmao

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worldshottestmom · 10/04/2026 16:24

newrubylane · 10/04/2026 16:03

I've always assumed that the point of a dick pic wasn't that the dick was meant to arouse, but that it was a way do the guy saying 'I am thinking of you and I am aroused, look' - like a compliment? In the scenario where you like the guy, obviously. Not the creeps who do it unsolicited for their own weird kicks.

This is true, I get that this is what a lot of guys intend when they send it - its just that I find the actual photo of a penis on its own just disgusting to be frank haha

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JadeWriter · 10/04/2026 17:58

God no

Thebibleofdave · 10/04/2026 18:00

Wanna see a picture of my pussy? (Sends a photo of a cat in a random pose)

NoArmaniNoPunani · 10/04/2026 18:01

I did once find one appealing. But it turns out I actually got dickfished and it wasn't that good in the flesh

SpiritOfEcstasy · 10/04/2026 18:02

I read a response that someone sent to an unsolicited dick pic along the lines of …’wtaf?!?! Why are you sending me photos of a child’s genitalia??? You are sick! I am reporting this to the police immediately.’ I liked that.

As far as I’m concerned unsolicited dick pics are the modern day equivalent of flashing. They just don’t have to invest in a raincoat or hide in bushes … they can operate from the comfort of their grim, pleather chairs 🤮

Myli1 · 10/04/2026 18:09

I think this is just largely indicative of the differences in how men and women’s brains are hardwired. Men generally find images of female genitalia attractive and potentially sexual, whereas women much less so, unless it happens to be within an existing loving and/or emotional relationship.

Calmdownfolks · 10/04/2026 18:12

I think men get turned on, so bi's and gays, would probably get turned on from just a knob without context; women are either repulsed or laugh in mho.