Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

[worldshottestmom]

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

I was looking for pictures of some very weird crochet men's bodysuits that a designer showed last year - couldn't find them but did see this crochet pattern, which might be appropriate for the thread:

Nope!

My ex was obsessed by photos like that. He would send me a photo of his dick
and say I "owed him one" back. Occasionally if he said "send me a boob pic" I would send him a pic of some grotty man boobs I had googled. My favourite was when he messaged and I said I was in the bath, he said "send me a pic", so I sent him a picture of my bath. Sans water, sans moi!

He never got the hint.

I dumped him and his GF's are getting younger and younger, presumably as they are the only ones daft enough to do it!

Not unsolicited ones. They’re just weird 😂

I was very much amused by this, ha ha…

A man flashed his penis at me when I was 12. It didn’t traumatise me because I had no clue what it was. It was only years later that I realised. 😂

To answer the question, god no.

Being turned on by dick porn is more a gay male thing, although I have a gay man friend who's very "meh" about it - "seen one seen 'em all", "been there done that" etc.

😂I've been giggling out loud every time I think of this.

Ah this reminded me of back in the day with what I now call 'old skooool 'dic pic's'.

We used to take a disposable camera out for every night out..remember the times you had to wait a week to see the pictures from boots and was happy when there was one photo without red eyes/eyes closed/dodgy people in ? That you might be able to actually frame?

A night out didnt go by without some random man taking a picture down his pants.

I feel like I’m the odd one out here - I never received one!!
Mind you if I did I don’t imagine it’d particularly float my boat.

It's only attractive when you can see the whole man the dick is attached to (a man you are attracted to.) Otherwise it's like being sent a close up of a big toe. A bit weird by itself. And the guy sending the pic is all LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS FUCKING TOE. LOOK AT IT!!!

I can never understand why blokes think we'd want to see things like this 🤣 I guess they just assume we think like they do!

It's not unattractive as a part of a pic of a man you actually fancy 😄 it's these unsolicited ones you get sent by weird randomers 🤣

Just needs some needles in it now. 😏

That's a tactic I used to use whenever men would send me something like that, I'd find a pic of a huge dick that dwarfed theirs, and respond in kind. The responses were usually ones of annoyance, and they were swiftly told to fuck off with laughter after getting a taste of their own medicine.

So did I , never learned to swim as a result.

We've only been married 17 years. Need to keep my options open

The thing is, when I'm having sex with a man, I'm not having sex with his penis, I'm having sex with him. There could exist the perfect penis for me - aesthetically pleasing, clean and reliable. But if Donald Trump, say, was on the other end of it, I wouldn't bother! So no, dick pics are a waste of time.

Absolutely not .

I quite like a solicited one of someone I fancy.

Picturing "Icanttakethisanymore" written large in black marker now and can't decide whether to be well impressed at the length or concerned it was a cry for help.

😂

My name is actually just 4 letters so......

Well the 92% of people that agree with you have made me feel a bit of a freak!
I really do like a cock picture and yes they turn me on!

Careful what you wish for 😉
(.)(.)

I'm reminded of Red Dwarf when Kryten is turned human

"Is that the best design they could come up with? the last chicken in the shop look?"