Forks are female and knives are male

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And spoons are female too.
Or is it just me?

I also think letters and numbers are gendered and some of them have quite specific personalities. Eg. Both G and H are older matriarchal women.

I am aware I am coming across as an absolute loon.

Wednesday is orange. Thursday is red. Friday is green

Noooo it's white. I see words in colours too.

Soup spoons are pregnant women

Serving spoons are giants

And never leave empty coat hangers together overnight . . . they will breed and you'll be inundated with millions of them

P.S. Days of the week follow the colours of the rainbow ~ Sunday is red, Monday is orange etc

Monday white, Tuesday blue, Wednesday white, Thursday pink, Friday brown, Saturday green, Sunday yellow.

I love this!

I mean you’re basically going off what cutlery has indents or no indents there. Hardly mindbending.

weird. I gave my cat catnip just before I read this and it freaked me out!

Spooning leads to forking. Does that make them male?

But not in German

When cats are sitting up with their tails tucked in, the word "town" is created.

Circles are female squares are male

Not all knives are male or forks female as it depends on the cutlery set

Monday is Pink
Tuesday is White
Wednesday is Green & Red & Blue depending what mood he's in
Thursday is Turquoise
Friday is Purple
Saturday is Gold
Sunday is Silver

In German knives are neuter, forks female and spoons masculine

Monday- slate-blue
Tuesday- orange
Wednesday- greyish blue but brighter than slate
Thursday- brown
Friday- bright red.

The colour of the first letter of a word determines the overall shade, but every letter has got it's own colour.

In the Terry Pratchett book Snuff, Sam Vimes' son's imaginary friend doesnt like Wednesdays because they smell funny.

I concur.

Yes!!! I have always felt that Wednesday's are red. I think the knife & fork gender is a thing (as many posters agree) but I'd forgotten that for years.
Thank you for this thread 😊

This threat of unexpected visitors is going to trigger anxiety in half of MN.

But they can always just decline to open their front doors.

I thought this as child too.

Nooo, I've always had colours for the days of the week and for me, Monday is royal blue.

Thursday is brown for me and so is October. They give off the same energy. Weirdly I don’t get strong colours off all the days and months but I’d say both Tuesday and April are yellow.

I do tend to think of letters and numbers as soft or spikey. All even numbers are soft and odds are spikey, obviously, but letters are less simple. No use to this whatsoever I just feel the vibes I guess.

Wednesday is pink for me! Numbers have colours too!

So did I.

You're all wrong about Saturday, it's white.

In German, spoons are male, forks are female and knives are neutral. 😄