Forks are female and knives are male

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And spoons are female too.
Or is it just me?

I also think letters and numbers are gendered and some of them have quite specific personalities. Eg. Both G and H are older matriarchal women.

I am aware I am coming across as an absolute loon.

No, but Monday is pink.

Spoons are children forks are mummies and knives are daddies I thought that was obvious til I told someone and they looked at me like I was deranged

Well, in French, you are correct ☺️

Well yes and no, because in some languages nouns are gendered female,male, neutral.

Spoon and fork are definitely female. Knife is neutral.

P.S. I know this isn’t what you were actually talking about, but wanted to add my own brand of madness in.

Cake forks are policemen.

According to my grandmother who was very superstitious, if you drop a knife it means a man will visit, dropping a fork means a female visitor and if it's a spoon you'll be visited by a fool. So you're not far wrong

You probably have a form of synesthesia

It's great and validated by my colour coding on my outlook calendar.

Sunday is yellow BTW

Well, cats are girls and dogs are boys, so…

Sounds about right.

Monday is blue! Tuesday's grey and Wednesday tooo... dances

Synesthesia? A friend has it and she has similar thoughts.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/basics/synesthesia/amp

Wow, it's clearly blue and not just cos of Blue Monday. It just is.
Tuesday is yellow

Yes knives are male and forks and spoons are female

Small spoons are ick inducing, latte spoons only

Yeah, I agree with you.

Tea spoons are the babies 💕

Do you have synaesthesia? I have two friends with it. One sees whole words in colour and the other sees individual letters as different colours.

What?!

Yabu

Sunday is deep egg yolk yellow. Monday is lemon yellow. Tuesday is blue. Weds is green.

I love little spoons. I'll take those and you can have the rest.

Monday is not blue, it's the same colour as a PINK dress I had at 3/4 years old. Tuesday and Thursday are a meh grey colour, Wednesday is dark green, Friday is black, Saturday blue and Sunday orange obvs..

Tbh I sat waiting for some loon to come along and tell you that you can’t call them male and female because you don’t know how they identify

I don't know, I think it's some sort of small person word association! It made sense at 4.

Thursday is a lovely bottle green. Nice and cool.

I always eat pudding with a tiny spoon. It tastes so much better that way.

Way to bring down a fun thread.

Sporks!

The Bakerloo line is a posh older gent.

I do think with the numbers and letters thing it stems from learning the alphabet/order of the numbers. A way my tiny brain helped itself to remember them.