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No sir (or madam) I don’t want intimate knowledge of your nether regions through the medium of flesh coloured scrunchbum pants and inappropriate swimwear that clings to your flaccid member ***title edited by MNHQ to correct a typo***

198 replies

BookOfBritishBirds · 08/03/2026 12:21

Totally get that in theory everyone has a right to wear what they wish but even so…I theory I have a right to not have to walk around looking at the floor

Curses. Nether. Not meter.

OP posts:
shuggles · 10/03/2026 19:10

Ihateboris · 10/03/2026 18:35

Ewwwww...I couldn't think of anything worse.

That's my point.

Ihateboris · 10/03/2026 19:14

shuggles · 10/03/2026 19:10

That's my point.

Yes, sorry..I should have quoted the other op! I'm a bit rubbish at quoting. In any case..I don't think there's much data that shows women actually like receiving dick pics 🤔...but happy to be proved wrong

HatStickBoots · 11/03/2026 00:02

shuggles · 10/03/2026 18:20

Please present your data which shows that straight women enjoy looking at photographs of dicks, and enjoy receiving photographs of dicks.

“Data”? She said “Speak for yourself”, meaning literally that. There is no shame in a woman admitting to admiring the male physique or being willing to pay for the pleasure. Nothing was said about receiving “dick pictures”.

In2mindsss · 11/03/2026 00:14

Women want to look like "fuck dolls" now.

The men have sold them the idea that this is "empowering".

Gen Z women are getting fillers in their 20s.

Gen Z men are going backwards in their gender views.

We are told there's no correlation.

gannett · 11/03/2026 12:28

shuggles · 10/03/2026 18:20

Please present your data which shows that straight women enjoy looking at photographs of dicks, and enjoy receiving photographs of dicks.

False conflation. Enjoying looking at a nice penis definitely does not equate to wanting to receive unsolicited dick pics.

BookOfBritishBirds · 11/03/2026 15:03

gannett · 11/03/2026 12:28

False conflation. Enjoying looking at a nice penis definitely does not equate to wanting to receive unsolicited dick pics.

I enjoy a nice dick as much as the next man (or woman). However the key is consent. I don’t want to see an unsolicited penis either in digital form or through a diaphanous garment. I haven’t asked for it and I shouldn’t have to look at it.

OP posts:
Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:22

JacquesHarlow · 10/03/2026 03:56

Well luckily for you @BookOfBritishBirds yourself is the only person you’re entertaining on this thread.

Not so, i find op entertaining

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:24

Dont the scrunch bum items of clothing get smelly?

Needspaceforlego · 11/03/2026 15:30

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:24

Dont the scrunch bum items of clothing get smelly?

Surely no more whiffy than your 90s thong leotard, Jane Fonda style.

It amazes me people are commenting on what young women are wearing.
Were they themselves never young?

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:35

Needspaceforlego · 11/03/2026 15:30

Surely no more whiffy than your 90s thong leotard, Jane Fonda style.

It amazes me people are commenting on what young women are wearing.
Were they themselves never young?

Did people wear those thong leotards out and about as normal day wear?

BookOfBritishBirds · 11/03/2026 15:39

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:35

Did people wear those thong leotards out and about as normal day wear?

Jane might have done. Brand building.

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ThatCyanCat · 11/03/2026 15:41

Didn't people wear leggings and cycling shorts under those keep-fit thong leotards?

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:47

ThatCyanCat · 11/03/2026 15:41

Didn't people wear leggings and cycling shorts under those keep-fit thong leotards?

Yes but pps are claiming it is very similar looking to scrunch bum stuff

Starbri8 · 11/03/2026 15:50

BookOfBritishBirds · 08/03/2026 12:27

Church

That explains it then !

Needspaceforlego · 11/03/2026 15:51

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:47

Yes but pps are claiming it is very similar looking to scrunch bum stuff

Honestly its not much different.
Designed to show of your backside. Mine was never neat enough to show off!

Flamingojune · 11/03/2026 15:55

Needspaceforlego · 11/03/2026 15:51

Honestly its not much different.
Designed to show of your backside. Mine was never neat enough to show off!

I guess but i have never seen the thong leotard combo out on the street unlike scrunch bum.leggings

Needspaceforlego · 11/03/2026 16:01

It was a ridiculous fashion when you stop to think about it.

Were older women looking thinking WTF?

ThatCyanCat · 11/03/2026 16:12

Needspaceforlego · 11/03/2026 16:01

It was a ridiculous fashion when you stop to think about it.

Were older women looking thinking WTF?

Edited

I don't know, but I was a child and thought they looked ridiculous and funny. Haha, bums.

shuggles · 11/03/2026 20:56

gannett · 11/03/2026 12:28

False conflation. Enjoying looking at a nice penis definitely does not equate to wanting to receive unsolicited dick pics.

I don't understand why that would make a difference.

shuggles · 11/03/2026 20:57

@HatStickBoots There is no shame in a woman admitting to admiring the male physique or being willing to pay for the pleasure. Nothing was said about receiving “dick pictures”.

If you don't enjoy looking at pictures of dicks (which is completely fine and expected, by the way), then it's not as if you would pay to look at a picture of a dick. I am not sure why you are trying to convince yourself otherwise.

HatStickBoots · 11/03/2026 21:46

shuggles · 11/03/2026 20:57

@HatStickBoots There is no shame in a woman admitting to admiring the male physique or being willing to pay for the pleasure. Nothing was said about receiving “dick pictures”.

If you don't enjoy looking at pictures of dicks (which is completely fine and expected, by the way), then it's not as if you would pay to look at a picture of a dick. I am not sure why you are trying to convince yourself otherwise.

A pp decides to broadly sweep everybody into her way of thinking and makes claims that straight women would not and do not purchase magazines of naked men and somebody tells her to “speak for herself”, meaning “Don’t speak for me.” I happen to agree with the poster who says “speak for yourself” in this instance. That is all. This poster is then told to produce “data”. Why?
Incidentally I am quite surprised that straight women were singled out as not being interested. I have been to see male strippers with friends on hen nights and it wasn’t the lesbians who were enjoying it.

shuggles · 11/03/2026 21:49

@HatStickBoots I've never met a straight woman who was aroused by a male stripper. I'm fairly certain that you're arguing just for the sake of arguing.

In2mindsss · 14/03/2026 02:18

HatStickBoots · 11/03/2026 21:46

A pp decides to broadly sweep everybody into her way of thinking and makes claims that straight women would not and do not purchase magazines of naked men and somebody tells her to “speak for herself”, meaning “Don’t speak for me.” I happen to agree with the poster who says “speak for yourself” in this instance. That is all. This poster is then told to produce “data”. Why?
Incidentally I am quite surprised that straight women were singled out as not being interested. I have been to see male strippers with friends on hen nights and it wasn’t the lesbians who were enjoying it.

The only people aroused by male strippers are gay men. That's just a fact. There's nothing sexy about a writhing oily male body in a costume from a female perspective. That's not how women work

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