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I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.

252 replies

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:32

How old am I?

And what else about me can you infer from this snap?

Regards

💐

I know you lot are passionate about guess my age threads. Do your worst.
OP posts:
Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:52

I am challenging myself in 2027.

I've achieved arm pit length

And bra strap length

This year I'm determined to tuck it in my Apple Catchers.

Bring it on

OP posts:
JacknDiane · 23/02/2026 21:52

37

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:53

Typoed there for 26.

Fumbly fingers

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StephensLass1977 · 23/02/2026 21:53

It's a picture of hair. Absolutely no other clue. I'd love to guess but this could be absolutely anyone of any age.

dailyconniptions · 23/02/2026 21:54

Fgs, how ridiculous. 🙄 Looks like it needs a good brush.

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:55

Apropos of fumbling.

How on earth does anyone with dangly locks have frantic sex?

That's got to be a Hollywood myth.

Straight in a bobble is real life sex.

OP posts:
Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:55

dailyconniptions · 23/02/2026 21:54

Fgs, how ridiculous. 🙄 Looks like it needs a good brush.

Edited

It's Ghost waves.

Coming to a head near you soon.

😉

OP posts:
Slightyamusedandsilly · 23/02/2026 21:55

45

CrowsInMyGarden · 23/02/2026 21:56

43

fruitypancake · 23/02/2026 21:57

You need a haircut

Lonelycrab · 23/02/2026 21:57

Maybe it’s Maybelinne🎶🕺

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 23/02/2026 21:59

47 plus VAT.

OnlyTomSaidThat · 23/02/2026 22:00

Spectrewaves · 23/02/2026 21:48

Cunty type.

Not with a penis, they lack both the warmth and the depth

Squirrelchops1 · 23/02/2026 22:00

43

Gettingbysomehow · 23/02/2026 22:02

Impossible to tell. That is basically my hair and Im 64. Mine is in better condition though 😁

BunnyLake · 23/02/2026 22:02

I’ll say 32.

maskymask · 23/02/2026 22:03

102

maskymask · 23/02/2026 22:04

Gettingbysomehow · 23/02/2026 22:02

Impossible to tell. That is basically my hair and Im 64. Mine is in better condition though 😁

You can’t say that unless you post a photo!

Abouttoblow · 23/02/2026 22:05

I'm guessing somewhere between attention seeking and deluded.

tartyflette · 23/02/2026 22:06

Chickenhorse · 23/02/2026 21:40

“And what else about me can you infer from this snap?“
Your hair needs a brush, maybe?

Took the words right out of my mouth .

Goonyoucanaskme · 23/02/2026 22:06

I have a friend with very similar hair who is 54. So, 54. I love her hair.

SkinnyOatFlatWhiteForMePlease · 23/02/2026 22:06

43

BigOldBlobsy · 23/02/2026 22:08

Everyone knows that on MN , the rule is that women past a certain age mustn’t have long hair, so under 30?

UniversalBlamanche · 23/02/2026 22:08

Is this going to be a bit like the mother’s big reveal in ‘Psycho’?

Brightlittlecanary · 23/02/2026 22:08

BigOldBlobsy · 23/02/2026 22:08

Everyone knows that on MN , the rule is that women past a certain age mustn’t have long hair, so under 30?

I don’t know that,my hair is the brunette version of the ops and I’m in my fifties,