Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

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Just that really.

Penis Beaker

I actually need to read that thread asap, I’ve heard of it, but haven’t read it! Must assume it’s in classics?

Beef flute? If it’s whistling a tune you’ll want to get it checked out.

Their what now?

Depends on what they’re planning to do with it.

Do you know any men who AREN'T using soap??

Posting solely in admiration of the term 'beef flute'

That actually gave me the boak!! Beef flute? 🤮🤮🤮.

Yes! I was having a conversation around not using soap as it can cause thrush in women.. and a friend (male) said it’s the same for men, they should use soap and all they need it warm water! We’ve disagreed and it sparked a debate so I must ask here 🤣

Beef flute, you are blowing it wrong if it plays a tune.

I hear that the mint herbal essence shower gel works wonders to clean a penis.

Better than using Lynx shower gel. It tastes vile.

A friend called it a pink oboe, much to the entertainment of our vicar friend! Never heard beef flute before.

😂😂😂😂

Yes they should use soap, and on their balls. Ball sweat is putrid.

BLURGH.

Does that mean vegetarians and vegans can't play it ?

I’d be inclined to say you’re blowing it wrong not it doesn’t play a tune 😭

Also anything coconut scented.

Definitely use soap and water. Very scummy if you don’t.

Apparently bar soap for the bum hole and shower gel for the peen. 🤷‍♀️

I’ve heard it called many things but a beef flute is a first.

Dh uses shower gel on his penis and testicles 👍🏻

Coco nuts!!

Best reply here

A phrase from a Peter Cook sketch.

Oh, that's a new one.

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I actually like coco nuts 😂😂