Is this too big a portion?

[fishfingergate]

Context that my dad said he couldn’t believe I was eating “all that”
don’t judge the oven food, it’s Thursday and I’m tired!

I don't eat smarties because I need it or expect it to be good for me; I eat it because life's too short to limit yourself to bitter tree-flavoured darkness that calls itself "chocolate".

No no no

Sorry (ok not sorry) but you are wrong

Mushrooms are devil food

Ketchup mixed with mayo just works for the fishfinger sandwich.

We cannot be friends!

That’s it!

I arrange smarties in the colour order I like to eat them in. With orange at the top because they’re the worst.

Also, always ketchup on a fishfinger sandwich.

Competitive under eaters again.

OP I’m 8 stone and I could eat all that! I would probably only have 4 fish fingers, just because with 12 in the box it gives me 3 servings, but that’s not massive at all. Not sure if I’d finish it / be able to move after but it’s not OTT.

Everyone is saying 5 fish fingers are to much but it is the same as having a piece of breaded fish on the plate, a pack of 10 FF, is 300 grm. So 150 for half, a piece of breaded fish is the same weight, the potato and the veg are fine.

The one square of 100% cocoa chocolate is killing me…

You’ll be glad to know I balanced it out by having grapes for tea tonight

That's fine, I can't be friends with anyone who thinks mushrooms are acceptable in a fishfinger sandwich.

It's just all wrong 😭😭😭

Did you peal them?

I need the laughing emoji back…..

On reflection, I think we could be great friends but not talk about fish finger accompaniments?

Or even peel!! 🤦‍♀️

No. It’s a let down I know. I ate a handful straight out the fridge and called it tea

Good lord…… you ate grapes with skin and think that’s acceptable? Do you understand the increased calorific content?

Sugar bombs.

UPF Grenades, even.

They’re from M&S. that might improve it
TBH I probably should have eaten something more as my stomach is now rumbling

I don't eat chocolate at all. Do I get a medal?

PLEASE eat something else. Get some protein in if you can - more fish fingers will do it. Have some cheese to go with the grapes. Have a hot chocolate and a biscuit, something warm to make your stomach feel like it’s getting a bit more full.

Yes. But it will be made of chocolate and decorated with smarties.

I’d eat that many fish fingers and veg, but probably 1/2 to 1/3 of the potato.

Are you my mother in law?

I’ve had some cottage cheese on rice cakes with crispy chilli oil

Apparently cottage cheese is nice with peas and mint sauce stirred through.

I bet it's not....