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Andrew is hardly moving into a 2 up 2 down is he?

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JacknDiane · 04/02/2026 07:51

Fed up hearing the breaking news....Andrew has left royal lodge.
So what, hes moving from one mansion to another. With lakeys waiting to clean the place and people to shop and cook for him. Etc etc.

As if hes going to ever live like us plebs.

And his victims will never get justice

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Laserwho · 06/02/2026 12:37

BIossomtoes · 06/02/2026 11:52

Well it’s perhaps something to do with him being 65 and that he wouldn’t know where to start. How would it benefit the community?

65 is not to old to do this. He can be taught.

GnomeDePlume · 06/02/2026 13:42

simpsonthecat · 05/02/2026 13:05

Sorry, but I think you are absolutely deluded if you think Andrew is going to run a home and cook meals! (Your post could well be tongue in cheek, not sure!)

Of course he isn't! He will have housekeepers and a cook to do all that. He won't be timing his boiled eggs to perfection!

I am sure the Palace would love us to be thinking that... oooh, aren't they great, they have dealt with Andrew and now he has to fend for himself! But no, not in a million years.
A housekeeper will arrive to prepare his breakfast, and whilst he is out on his horse, someone will clean the house, iron his clothes, lay them out, and so on

Don't ask for sources please, but I think we are seriously deluded to imagine he is not going to have servants

Edited

I was being a bit tongue in cheek Though I do like the idea of QC crossing posh loose tea off the list and replacing it with own brand tea bags.

The big difference for AMW is that, if the gossip is right, he wont be having his own live in staff. Staff will come and 'do' for him but not be there at his beck and call.

For a man who has spent his life being looked after and trading on mummy being queen it is all going to sting a bit.

I can see him buggering off to the Middle East somewhere. He will then spend his days in some dusty palace dreaming of 'the good old days'.

Unless of course someone can get him into court.

Gloopsy · 06/02/2026 14:12

Laserwho · 06/02/2026 12:37

65 is not to old to do this. He can be taught.

yes, he has likely got another 30 yrs in him, with his easy life and mum's genes.

As his parentage has often been questioned though, he could be like P Philip and have good genetics that side too or like Lord Porchester and not have quite so long...

MO0N · 06/02/2026 14:24

BIossomtoes · 06/02/2026 11:52

Well it’s perhaps something to do with him being 65 and that he wouldn’t know where to start. How would it benefit the community?

The community would get a lot of enjoyment from watching him pick up litter, muck out pigs etc.

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