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Andrew is hardly moving into a 2 up 2 down is he?

329 replies

JacknDiane · 04/02/2026 07:51

Fed up hearing the breaking news....Andrew has left royal lodge.
So what, hes moving from one mansion to another. With lakeys waiting to clean the place and people to shop and cook for him. Etc etc.

As if hes going to ever live like us plebs.

And his victims will never get justice

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nondrinker1985 · 04/02/2026 13:01

This makes my blood boil.

AutumnLover1989 · 04/02/2026 13:03

Hope his chefs and cleaners spit in his food and clean his toilet with his toothbrush 🤮😡

EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/02/2026 13:08

Fergie is the ultimate CF, arranged flights to visit Epstein with the girls through his assistant, flight costs covered. She was very comfortable putting her hand out, also photographed with young ladies, much younger than her.
Was she trying to be GM apprentice?

Lifeomars · 04/02/2026 13:18

EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/02/2026 13:08

Fergie is the ultimate CF, arranged flights to visit Epstein with the girls through his assistant, flight costs covered. She was very comfortable putting her hand out, also photographed with young ladies, much younger than her.
Was she trying to be GM apprentice?

She is as disgusting as her ex husband, that email to Epstein (post conviction ffs!) saying "marry me" and flying out at his expense to see him a matter of days after he had served his sentence. I am sure if he had asked her to procure for him she would have agreed. Woman is a moral vacuum

DotAndCarryOne2 · 04/02/2026 13:19

THisbackwithavengeance · 04/02/2026 12:35

This really. If posters really don’t think PA has been punished then you must be mad. He’s lost his name, his family, his title, his reputation; he’s literally the most hated man in the UK. He can’t go anywhere.

I want to see Trump, Gates and all the faceless perverted billionaires go down.

Of course he hasn’t been punished - if he had, he’d be in jail.

HelpMeGetThrough · 04/02/2026 13:19

EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/02/2026 13:08

Fergie is the ultimate CF, arranged flights to visit Epstein with the girls through his assistant, flight costs covered. She was very comfortable putting her hand out, also photographed with young ladies, much younger than her.
Was she trying to be GM apprentice?

I’m sure putting her hand out isn’t the only thing she did.

DotAndCarryOne2 · 04/02/2026 13:23

Bagsintheboot · 04/02/2026 12:39

He has certainly faced more consequences than many.

Whether he has actually broken the law in the UK I don't think we'll ever find out as it's highly unlikely prosecution will be brought - at least in this country and I doubt even Andrew is dumb enough to go to the US.

Do we not have an extradition treaty with the US ? Now he can’t hide behind his royal titles, what’s to stop him being forced out there ? He has a lot to answer for as have many others. Unfortunately if the perpetrators in the US were brought to book, that would include Donald Trump, so ain’t gonna happen.

DotAndCarryOne2 · 04/02/2026 13:23

HelpMeGetThrough · 04/02/2026 13:19

I’m sure putting her hand out isn’t the only thing she did.

Depends on what she was putting it out for !!

Dexysmidnightstroller · 04/02/2026 13:29

For decades so much of my effort, emotion and whatever money I had went on rent, savings then mortgages, and I’m lucky enough to own a house now - 2 bed and needing £ on some refurbishment but I’m proud of it and feel fortunate. Along the way I’ve had university, part time jobs, interviews, disappointments, redundancies etc.

Retirement looks tough though, so every month I’m deciding between spending and saving. Again, I’m glad I have a job and some disposable income, but hardly riches.

Not once, since the day he was born, has Andrew ever had to think of a single one of those battles. Not once. Ever. And he still doesn’t. While he was being given access to exploited partners for sex in between Champagne and first class flights, I was suffering worry after struggle after worry - and compared with so many I have been lucky and successful.

And yet, if I won Euromillions, I would not give my children everything. I’d give them enough to do anything but not enough to do nothing. I’d still expect a job and I would expect them to remember about society being a network of obligations, to treat others as you would wish to be, to be environmentally conscious, and to put something back into society. Andrew has instead racked up world record air miles and had his snout in the trough.

As a result I despise him.

TheBogPeople · 04/02/2026 13:43

Bagsintheboot · 04/02/2026 09:37

Andrew doesn't have a fortune to support himself - a few posters on the thread have suggested he has. He and SF were hugely profligate with their money and were frequently in debt, hence all the scandals like the fake sheikh and SF asking Epstein for money.

I suspect Andrew has very little money in his own right beyond his military pension, which won't be much even by a normal person's standard.

Whatever we think he should be made to do - and I'd agree a grotty HMO somewhere would be suitable - it's just not going to happen.

KC has an unenviable choice: either he puts his brother out of the way and gives him enough so he doesn't start grifting for money, or he cuts him loose in which case there's no telling what he'd do. There was talk of the Saudis offering AMW a palace. Absolutely no-one - not the RF, not the govt, not the security forces - will want a member of the RF living out there in debt to a foreign power.

Personally I'd have stuck him somewhere even more remote like one of their estates in Scotland, but I suppose it makes him easier to watch if he's in Norfolk.

I live on one of their most remote Northern estates, it would be highly suitable, its grim, but we don’t want him!

SnowyRock · 04/02/2026 13:50

LookingThroughGlass · 04/02/2026 08:05

The Royals have no concept of a modest house, let alone a small house. Look at all the talk of William and Catherine's house at Windsor, Adelaide Cottage, being a modest 4 bedroom property 🙄

That would give me nightmares... very ghostly feel to it 😅

Newyearawaits · 04/02/2026 13:54

AnneBoleynsNecklace · 04/02/2026 08:22

He should be in prison…

He hasn't been charged

TightlyLacedCorset · 04/02/2026 13:55

OxyGon · 04/02/2026 12:52

Exactly!

The link between the Royal family and government needs to be totally separated. Knighthoods etc need to be stopped immediately. So many politicians are effectively bribed by them.

I do think the prospect of being blacklisted and missing out on a future knighthood was behind the reluctance to give parliamentary time to the discussion of the Royals and just shrugging shoulders and simply leaving KC3 to take away titles and hope it all goes away. And it's also behind no one in government of any real clout pushing for the release of the Trade Envoy papers.

CallMeDaphne · 04/02/2026 14:04

Have you not seen his new gaff though?

Andrew is hardly moving into a 2 up 2 down is he?
canuckup · 04/02/2026 14:08

Yup.

How about he move to somewhere like Accrington, along with his officious offspring, who can maybe get a......job????

Fergie can jump in there too

blackbunny · 04/02/2026 14:14

Meadowfinch · 04/02/2026 08:39

The king has to provide him with just enough to keep him quiet and in a home so he's not out there trading royal secrets for an income. Just enough to stop him moving abroad and then writing some ghastly book.

That didn’t quite work with Harry and Megan did it?

AInightingale · 04/02/2026 14:17

Problem with Andy 'getting a job' is that he'd probably fail the security vetting. Few places would touch someone under investigation for sex offences. As for Fergie, she couldn't be trusted to manage a lunchbox full of loose change at a jumble sale. They're both utterly unemployable useless losers.

mrswhiplington · 04/02/2026 14:57

canuckup · 04/02/2026 14:08

Yup.

How about he move to somewhere like Accrington, along with his officious offspring, who can maybe get a......job????

Fergie can jump in there too

What's poor Accrington done to deserve that?😀

StressedLP1 · 04/02/2026 15:01

As life’s lottery goes those two had the winning numbers. It’s quite astonishing to me just how badly they both managed to fuck it up when all they really had to do was not be completely dreadful cunts. Didn’t have to be clever, or hardworking, or charismatic, or anything else, just have a very basic mastery of not being a cunt.

Smh.

Bagsintheboot · 04/02/2026 15:07

StressedLP1 · 04/02/2026 15:01

As life’s lottery goes those two had the winning numbers. It’s quite astonishing to me just how badly they both managed to fuck it up when all they really had to do was not be completely dreadful cunts. Didn’t have to be clever, or hardworking, or charismatic, or anything else, just have a very basic mastery of not being a cunt.

Smh.

Funnily enough I said the same thing when it all came out last year.

All he had to do was shut up, smile, shake hands, and not fuck up.

That's all. No exams, no tests, no requirement to do anything really.

If he'd managed that he could be living an incredibly privileged life in great comfort, possibly with half the country thinking he's a bit dim or lazy but I'm sure he could manage.

Now he's completely at his brother and nephews mercy and is universally hated and at risk of prosecution.

smallglassbottle · 04/02/2026 15:19

Laserwho · 04/02/2026 10:42

What have the girls in Hull done to deserve that?

They can gang up on him and duff him up. I doubt he'd still be full of his puffed up attitude if he was out of his usual environment.

luckylavender · 04/02/2026 15:45

Nowt wrong with Accrington

TheBogPeople · 04/02/2026 16:03

Edward has just been asked about it during an engagement. He didn’t say much and sounded very well prepared.

CommonlyKnownAs · 04/02/2026 16:11

Bagsintheboot · 04/02/2026 15:07

Funnily enough I said the same thing when it all came out last year.

All he had to do was shut up, smile, shake hands, and not fuck up.

That's all. No exams, no tests, no requirement to do anything really.

If he'd managed that he could be living an incredibly privileged life in great comfort, possibly with half the country thinking he's a bit dim or lazy but I'm sure he could manage.

Now he's completely at his brother and nephews mercy and is universally hated and at risk of prosecution.

So true. The bar was on the floor.

canuckup · 04/02/2026 16:30

Good point, mrswhip

Maybe Blackburn would be better!