To ask your tenuous claims to fame?

[GetAGripNigel]

The more tenuous the better.

I don’t want any of your “My mum used to clean for a famous pop star” because that turns into pages of tiresome questions and “Oh go on tell us who it is/give us a clue/no I can’t sorry”

I want such tenuous connections that nobody will bother asking follow up questions.

I’ll start.

My dog was Mr Tumble’s dog’s mum.

I was an intern at the agency that made the Spice Girls Wannabe video... I was on set when it was recorded. I brought coffees for people and marvelled at my colleagues speaking on hands free phones.

My 4th child was part of make up team (credited)for episode 4 of adolescence

I'm from the same Scottish clan as Donald Trump's mother 😂

During HCP training, I had a mentor who nursed one of the Kray twins up until his death.

@smallglassbottle Me too. I'm also fair-haired and unhealthy looking. Bit worrying, really.

Me too 😬

Perhaps we need a support group, as we can't be the only ones 😂

I trod on Debbie McGee's foot in a dark cinema, while I was leaning over her to ask Paul Daniels for his signature.

He said no.

My midwife aunt delivered Bono and Ali Hewson’s first baby. Not sure if she is the actress?

My father was a BBC editor stuck in London after 1987 storm .

I used to massage Richard Curtis’ brother

I briefly appeared on tv as part of crowd in the first ever World Hockey Tournament at Meadowbank stadium. Think it was '75.

My husband was brought up on and around Balmoral Estate, so I've danced with a man who danced with the Princess Royal (at the Ghillies' Ball).

I've been on the One Show twice.

My great uncle smuggled Rod Stewart out of a gig

I'd only worry if you turn orange

I went to school with a successful Tartan Noir author.

My dh has done keepy up in front of the late queen at hampden

I was in an accordion band which came first in the novice level of the Classical Music Section of the Perth Accordion and Fiddle Festival.

We got our photie in the local paper.

For approximately 1 second, I was in the front row at a small concert on the video of Blaze of Glory by the Alarm . And it was on Top of the Pops too!

I saw myself , it would have been too quick for anyone else to spot me .

My late FIL marked the “what I did at the weekend” entry from
a seven year old which said “ I played football with Rod Stewart in my garden” She did too! Her father was quite a famous manager at the time.

I grew up in the same council estate as the Bay City Rollers.

I spent a chilled and chatty afternoon in Ireland with SJP and Matthew Broderick.

My cousins are Martin and Gary kemp

I grew up in the same council estate as the bay city rollers. Les Mckeown was my next door neighbour.

I got a picture with JB Gill from JLS, he visited the primary school where I worked. He was really sweet.

Keir Starmer was in the year below me at school.