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Fake grass is the height of tackiness

272 replies

Ihatetomatoes · 01/01/2026 19:03

Horid stuff, and bad for wildlife.

If you don't have any spare time or are lazy, perhaps a property with a smaller garden.

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Lemonfrost · 01/01/2026 19:04

Yep, no disagreement here. We have it in our back garden and are gradually getting rid of it. Horrible stuff.

cadburyegg · 01/01/2026 19:05

I agree with you. Very few things I hate more than fake grass.

myfavouritemutant · 01/01/2026 19:06

Just what our planet needs, more plastic production.

Sleepasaurus · 01/01/2026 19:06

I think it’s horrid so I don’t have it but I don’t really care if others choose to. Quite bonkers to get excited about something that you aren’t forced to do.

Lovelynames123 · 01/01/2026 19:07

I don't like it from an environmental viewpoint, but I do think you can get some very realistic types now, possibly you wouldn't even realise unless up close, so not always obviously tacky.

ChamonixMountainBum · 01/01/2026 19:08

The first generation stuff was no better then what green grocers used. The current stuff in fairness looks so damn real.

WhatNoRaisins · 01/01/2026 19:08

Honestly I was tempted because I hate carrying our lawnmower through to the front garden. I'm glad we didn't for these reasons but most importantly because of how much heat they radiate. Our front garden looks awful most of the time but it's good at absorbing heat.

TrumpDerangementSyndrome · 01/01/2026 19:08

Sleepasaurus · 01/01/2026 19:06

I think it’s horrid so I don’t have it but I don’t really care if others choose to. Quite bonkers to get excited about something that you aren’t forced to do.

Well quite. Wouldn't the world be so much better if nobody gave a shit about anything. Oh. Wait...

friendshipover24 · 01/01/2026 19:09

Live and let live!!

Kago2790 · 01/01/2026 19:09

Agree but I can sympathise with old people for example who don't want to go into a home or move house in their 80s but cannot manage the garden and having a gardener over several years far exceeds the cost of installing fake grass.

TrumpDerangementSyndrome · 01/01/2026 19:09

friendshipover24 · 01/01/2026 19:09

Live and let live!!

Yeah! Fuck the planet. Fuck the wildlife. Fuck everything!

Jesus.

Maddy70 · 01/01/2026 19:10

I agree. But we have a part of our garden where grass can't grow permanent Shade of a big tree I am considering it ..

bombastix · 01/01/2026 19:10

Yes it’s horrid stuff.

OddBalling · 01/01/2026 19:11

I bought artificial grass when my dog got sick and his urine killed off all the grass and plants. I just hosed it down after he went to the toilet. He survived 6 months of chemotherapy before he died. No regrets.

usjao · 01/01/2026 19:12

i don’t think it should be widely used, but it does have its place for some people.

BartholemewTheCat · 01/01/2026 19:13

Ahh man, accidentally voted YABU but you’re totally right.

SarahAndQuack · 01/01/2026 19:15

I wish they'd ban it. It's so selfish.

Ihatetomatoes · 01/01/2026 19:16

BartholemewTheCat · 01/01/2026 19:13

Ahh man, accidentally voted YABU but you’re totally right.

It's possible to change any vote on any aibu thread, you just click opposite answer and it changes.

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billiongulls · 01/01/2026 19:17

Maddy70 · 01/01/2026 19:10

I agree. But we have a part of our garden where grass can't grow permanent Shade of a big tree I am considering it ..

There are options other than grass

YouCarWashCunt · 01/01/2026 19:17

It’s monstrous. Crass, classless, tasteless and stupid.

LlynTegid · 01/01/2026 19:18

I agree.

Disappointed that 28% of those who have voted disagree.

Poppy123xyz · 01/01/2026 19:21

its looks so cheap and awful, no matter how pricey it might be, and horrendous for wildlife.

ShesTheAlbatross · 01/01/2026 19:22

Agreed. When I am queen of the world, I shall ban it.

BartholemewTheCat · 01/01/2026 19:23

Ihatetomatoes · 01/01/2026 19:16

It's possible to change any vote on any aibu thread, you just click opposite answer and it changes.

Not sure I can in the app? Happy to be told otherwise!

ChamonixMountainBum · 01/01/2026 19:29

TrumpDerangementSyndrome · 01/01/2026 19:09

Yeah! Fuck the planet. Fuck the wildlife. Fuck everything!

Jesus.

A perfectly normal and balanced response.

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