To think your eyes/eyeballs aren’t self cleaning?

[HumourMeThis]

I’m not sure how it came up in conversation but me and DH were rocking about showering/cleaning and DH mentioned he doesn’t open his eyes in the shower much. I asked how he cleans his eyeballs and he looked confused. Turns out he doesn’t wash his eyeballs at all. He closes his eyes and washes his face but not his actual eyes?

AIBU to tell him his eyes don’t clean themselves and he needs to open his eyes and rinse them with the shower?

Indeed. If someone says 'i can see the whites of your eyes' it's a threat, not a compliment!

This is very strange indeed.

I know deep down this thread is a wind up but I love it. Nice bit of humour after a long week.

The OP sent me the "flowers" react - so yeah I think we can deffo assume it's a daft thread, created out of boredom.

I don't normally screenshot reacts either, but am genuinely worried that someone will try this shite. I still remember when YouTubers convinced iPhone users to drill a hole in their case after Apple removed the phone jack.

People are capable of all sorts of stupidity. So please don't do this to your eyes, it's dangerous.

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Ox eyed Hera?

Ah, another classicist.

This

This thread reminds me of some of my favourite old classics. Eg husband having sex with kitchen utensils one

Actual bleach?

Or Dettol medicated liquid which was widely used in the 1970s (Dettol bath) and is still available?

Washing eyeballs..... I think I'll get the steamer on mine or hang my head out of the window when going through a car wash. They must be filthy after 50 odd years of neglect.

Is that next to the penis beaker?

… 🤭👀

You don't want to confuse the two.

Literally no thread about unusual washing habits will ever top the penis beaker thread. But nice try, OP.

I almost believed you for a minute.

Did no'one see the op's post about her laughing at it all?😂

Shhhh let them stew a bit longer

I do hope you use a scourer or some wire wool to really give a thorough clean.

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This is the weirdest concept! Isn’t it quite unpleasant?!

Oh, it's a joke. Hilarious. 🙄

Beg pardon?

Well, if this isn't a joke, then it should be. It's quite funny 😅

Seriously OP, do you honestly think that eyes need to actually be washed? 🤔😵‍💫

I mean, as much as our tap water is safe to drink and possibly rinse your eyes out in an emergency if you need an eye bath for chemicals, I'd be very cautious if o was a contact wearer of opening my eyes in the shower to wash them! How do you think those who wear contact lenses in the shower get serious eye infections? (Hint: you shouldn't wear them in the shower)

FFS, mains water is less hygienic than your tears.

You could of course try using bleach instead.

Or Mexican House Thief or Maui Disney Princess… oh dear op, must try harder!

The thing is, even if the OP is joking, some other mad person said they did it!