To think your eyes/eyeballs aren’t self cleaning?

[HumourMeThis]

I’m not sure how it came up in conversation but me and DH were rocking about showering/cleaning and DH mentioned he doesn’t open his eyes in the shower much. I asked how he cleans his eyeballs and he looked confused. Turns out he doesn’t wash his eyeballs at all. He closes his eyes and washes his face but not his actual eyes?

AIBU to tell him his eyes don’t clean themselves and he needs to open his eyes and rinse them with the shower?

It’s actually illegal to wash your eyes unless you can take them out of their sockets, just saying.

or the penis beaker one.

Ok, joke it was.

Let's hope nobody really thinks you should wash eyeballs!

Jesus Christ. Of course your eyeballs are self cleaning 😨😣

what happens when you get an irritant in your eye? Your eye waters….to get the irritant out and to….clean it.

You’ve got to be taking the piss? Please tell me you’re trolling 😂

ETA - I see OP confirmed being a troll as suspected, but the sad thing is there are people this stupid out there 😫😂🙈

😂 You are deliciously bonkers @HumourMeThis

Ah, that well-known malady, eyes eaten away by rare water-borne bugs. We all know so many people that's happened to, it's a real bummer.

Very well done op and 'looks' like it ain't done yet😎

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This wind up is your eye-dea of fun?

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Eye don't know what the OP is playing at! 😑👀

Try putting tea-tree oil shower gel in them, and really rub it in - that'll surely help 🚿🫧🧼

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Omg no don't wash your eyeballs

But you're suggesting it's essential in order to stop conjunctivitis. You can't have it both ways.

I think you are winding us up!

Why do you think we blink? It's a self cleaning mechanism.

Why you you think that occassionally people wake up with crushy eyes? It's the build up causes by not blinking while sleeping.

Why do you think your eyes water if you get a stray eyelash etc? To get it out.

These are all self cleaning fuction of the eye!

I take mine out and leave them in hypochloric acid overnight. 👀

Seriously, the OP is either a troll or a fucking loon. My eyes are watering just thinking about it. 😭

Eye eye Captain! 🎅

Not sure how Santa got there sorry! ^

I exfoliate mine, brings em up lovely and gleaming

Of course I’m not. You shower daily, wash everywhere but yours eyes? At least tell me you use 6-8 drops of saline morning and night to keep the yuckies away?

You said you get conjunctivitis and infections, your eyes do self clean. The have vitreous and aquas humur, oils and saline solution..

Resist it. It's quite funny once, do it again and it will just get tedious

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Pretty sure this is a wind-up thread!

Johnson's baby shampoo. A little bit on a cotton bud, run it over the lower lid and it'll clear the tear ducts.

I get it as well.