To want a South American husband

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Bored of dating. Just thinking how great it would be to ship in or import some sort of instant husband like via Amazon. Obviously they would have to consent too lol. No terrible unrealistic expectations nor would they need to be anything other than reliable, friendly and a bit of a laugh.
I wouldn’t even care if he had affairs.
Who would you marry if you had the choice? I’m going through a bit of a reggaeton phase hence the fetishisation of Latino men, I know it’s appalling. But I also think they would make good husbands. Plus be good looking.

Be still my beating heart. My new favourite day dream

It´s got nothing to do with reggae. It is latino urban music. The lyrics are 100% misogynistic for the most part and in poor taste. Quite catchy but repetitive. Some are ok, but you don´t want to overthink the lyrics.

He’s a boy not a man!

There’s a whole pintrest page for you op:

https://uk.pinterest.com/brittaney_coate/handsome-latino-men/

He’s a grown man. These Koreans are men. Just because they don’t fit the stereotype western idea of masculinity no need to insult them, it’s very rude and crass.

Would recommend a South London one. Mine is of extremely mixed heritage though.

This whole thread is pretty crass! 🤣

There's some Cuban in there, I meant to add.

Ha yes I guess. But if you don’t appreciate the beauty of a top tier Korean guy it’s your loss,😁 Even my son complains why doesn’t his skin look like a Korean’s (he hates having to shave every day).

Does anybody have any advice on the best African country for casual no strings attached sex? I’m blonde 5ft 3, late forties and just up for some casual fun with exotic lovelies without worrying about anything else. Life is too short and I just want to have some great experiences before I reach my fifties.

God, I bet you're fun at parties!

Anyways, I don't feel I could commit to a one off purchase even with a lifetime guarantee. But quite like the idea of maybe having a Chris Hemsworth timeshare? Ideally the first two weeks in July so I can watch him surfing and running manfully along the beach.

Yes, I'd go with South London v. South America!

Sounds like you're going to have a lot of fun in Africa hon!

Maybe bring one back for the rest of us lol

Ha I wish! Put it this way, there are many reasons I am an advocate for open borders, but let’s just say, one of them is a little more selfish than the rest 😉

No more stuffy old white men for all of us! 🤗

Yep. I saw the post about breeding 'them' without the context that it was about poodles.

"would feel guilty having a child with another British man and bringing another privileged white child into this world"

OMG

Of course, they are gigolos, a type of prostitute. They're doing it for the money.

Oh shut up. There's always one.

Oh god, you should see how many people have taken quotes on this thread out of context and used them to go after me on other threads! Some people really do struggle with the concept of sexual preferences and a woman who steps outside the boundaries of what’s considered ‘acceptable’ by prudish types. 😊

I read a long piece Julie Bindel did on "Romance holidays" a few years ago. A lot of the women used the ' men love sex , they'd be doing this anyway ' line as justification. So why aren't they back home having sex with teenage boys , she wondered. It's all a bit sad and grubby.

But....it's not what the OP is on about I think.

I have one of those. He’s also amazing at DIY, can - and does - cook, and is mostly domesticated, although not great at cleaning bathrooms.

I’m open to offers involving cake, wine and books.

I too have poodle-related fantasies (am aware that sounds SO wrong out of context...!) but having a dog would be completely unrealistic for me. Possibly related to my beloved late Granny always having poodles. Mind you they were vicious little buggers - one of them bit the end of my uncle's nose off and he had to have surgery.

Why is sex tourism gross when men do it, but fine when women do it?

It’s weird how you use the term ‘sex tourism’ to make it look just as bad as when the men do it but it’s really not like that at all. My ex’s sister spent some time in Ethiopia working education programs with villages on how to consume safe water and she would have flings with men all the time. It was 100% consensual, she loved it and they loved it too. Best of all, they treated her like she was a film star, which is more than she got from the men back home. It made her feel so good and she got a lot of confidence in herself from it. It’s just not the same.

Ethiopians are often quite conservative. No doubt they were very friendly to he but I doubt they'd have taken her home to their mother which would be a lot more indicative of what they really thought of her.

But fetishising people on the basis of race is gross whatever you call it.