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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

OP posts:
AutumnCosy2025 · 24/10/2025 09:49

Ihateboris · 23/10/2025 17:36

My top five pricks are as follows;

Boris Johnson (obvs)
Jeremy Clarkson
Piers Morgan
Jonathan Ross
Jacob Rees Mogg

Putin & Trump didn't make your list?

AutumnCosy2025 · 24/10/2025 09:54

HedwigEliza · 23/10/2025 18:04

😄

No, I'm not bringing your other comments from other threads over here, suffice to say I'm not surprised.

what does surprise me is how many on this thread are fans of the utter twat.

AutumnCosy2025 · 24/10/2025 09:56

ChessorBuckaroo · 24/10/2025 01:00

He's undoubtedly very witty. Top Gear effectively ended when he was kicked off. Has done a fine job taking over Millionaire from Chris Tarrant too.

No he hasn't!!

wash your mouth out!!

AutumnCosy2025 · 24/10/2025 09:57

FelicityFeelsFine · 24/10/2025 05:31

You’re fucking him? Lucky you!

🤢

Ihateboris · 24/10/2025 09:57

AutumnCosy2025 · 24/10/2025 09:49

Putin & Trump didn't make your list?

I'll add those as well!!

AutumnCosy2025 · 24/10/2025 09:58

ChessorBuckaroo · 24/10/2025 01:02

Those specials are unmissable. Comedy gold.

No they're not, get thee some proper British comedy!

JungAtHeart · 24/10/2025 18:31

If I were ever to become inappropriately horny …I would picture him. And there it would end …

WeeGeeBored · 25/10/2025 06:58

LunaDeBallona · 23/10/2025 21:09

Oh and I LOVE the support he gives to farmers and his wonderful ‘Clarksons farm’ giving us wonderful entertainment and showing how tough farming (and running a pub) can be.
So I like JC and agree with a PP - I think he would be interesting in the sack. 😃

I could accept that we all have different tastes until your last sentence, which gave me the dry heaves. Ugh!

AliTheMinx · 25/10/2025 07:02

CrystalSingerFan · 24/10/2025 00:09

I've just finished watching the iPlayer version of the Bolivia episode of Top Gear. Epic, awesome, brilliant. Love them all, including Jezza.

True English comedy genius.

Absolutely agree. Love his dry sense of humour and wit. The Top Gear specials and brilliant and JC is my fave!

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 25/10/2025 07:03

FairKoala · 23/10/2025 23:40

It was

Right. What an eloquent and illuminating correction.

You think an assault which happened at night AFTER FILMING had finished for the day in the hotel where the cast and crewe were staying and which got Clarkson sacked was filmed as part of an episode.

Even a quick google will tell you it was not a stunt or scripted or whatever else you are suggesting.

GameofPhones · 26/10/2025 18:12

Has he joined Reform yet?

FairKoala · 27/10/2025 02:11

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 25/10/2025 07:03

Right. What an eloquent and illuminating correction.

You think an assault which happened at night AFTER FILMING had finished for the day in the hotel where the cast and crewe were staying and which got Clarkson sacked was filmed as part of an episode.

Even a quick google will tell you it was not a stunt or scripted or whatever else you are suggesting.

My initial post was

If you had watched the episode, I think I can understand his reaction.
And the hotel restaurant certainly didn’t look closed in the episode

Not too sure why you are so adamant that the episode wasn’t shown. Or why you have said

You think an assault which happened at night AFTER FILMING had finished for the day in the hotel where the cast and crewe were staying and which got Clarkson sacked was filmed as part of an episode

We know that bit wasn’t shown but the episode definitely was.

MayaPinion · 27/10/2025 03:30

GameofPhones · 26/10/2025 18:12

Has he joined Reform yet?

He is a vocal anti-Brexiter and always has been, so I don’t think that would work for him.

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