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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

OP posts:
ImSoJulia · 23/10/2025 18:45

He's a gobby twat who tends to speak before he thinks. He's anti brexit mind you, so not a total idiot.
This lefty veggie thinks Top Gear and Clarksons farm are top tier comfort telly.

Theunamedcat · 23/10/2025 18:49

What exactly is he supposed to have done now?

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 23/10/2025 18:51

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 17:00

Love Jeremy Clarkson. Wasn't he voted world's sexiest man or similar a couple of years ago?

Anyway, YABVU OP

I wouldn’t ever call him sexy! But while often outrageous, he’s also very often spot on - in his Sunday Times pieces anyway.
And we love Clarkson’s Farm!

ContentedAlpaca · 23/10/2025 18:53

I loved his show. I just recently found and caught up with all of it. A few childish jokes that really weren't funny but on the whole I thought he came across as a bloke who cared about the people around him.

LizTruss · 23/10/2025 18:54

I actually picked up that video in a charity shop, but then quickly put it back.

Fetchthevet · 23/10/2025 18:56

LizTruss · 23/10/2025 18:54

I actually picked up that video in a charity shop, but then quickly put it back.

🤣

SquirrelosaurusSoShiny · 23/10/2025 18:58

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

Congratulations on creating the most horrifying Snog, Marry, Avoid list in creation. Only beaten by a Trump, Putin and Farage list Confused

socialdilemmawhattodo · 23/10/2025 18:59

RedTagAlan · 23/10/2025 17:13

Maybe a Manx Government worker with a long memory. Ohh how the Isle of Man folk enjoyed him not and his footpath closures at Langness, just so he could charge more for his "private" holiday cottages.

But wasnt he married then? Possibly to Wife no2 and the kids. So that might have been her decision.

SevenYellowHammers · 23/10/2025 19:01

StewkeyBlue · 23/10/2025 15:59

No, no. NO.

Under no circumstances would I fuck Jeremy Clarkson.

Bugger . I was gonna say that

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 19:03

cardibach · 23/10/2025 18:21

He ‘works’ on it in order to make himself even more money from ‘entertainment’. How does his misogyny sit with you?

You sound very jealous and bitter. He has a successful career, what's wrong with that?

sittingonabeach · 23/10/2025 19:04

Have I missed something today?

GirtyPlunder · 23/10/2025 19:07

I like his girlfriend more, she is humane.

SpaceRaccoon · 23/10/2025 19:08

I did have a sex dream about James May once.

JudgeJ · 23/10/2025 19:14

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

Is that an offer? Then I decline.

AcquadiP · 23/10/2025 19:16

Team Clarkson - he's brilliant!

ThatNaiceMember · 23/10/2025 19:18

I find him amusing but no thank you. DH wouldn't like it and I'd pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy it much either!

BettysRoasties · 23/10/2025 19:20

Well I can’t wait to see what exciting thing his done today to piss people off.

Yes he got the farm to avoid IHT oh well. He does grow food on it though so a farmer. I’d rather rich men grow food to avoid IHT than the many others who use loopholes holes who don’t do a service like feed the country.

ReceiveIt · 23/10/2025 19:26

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 17:00

Love Jeremy Clarkson. Wasn't he voted world's sexiest man or similar a couple of years ago?

Anyway, YABVU OP

This is why the UK should never be allowed to vote for anything, ever.

Whatisthisperihell · 23/10/2025 19:31

My preference would be James May to be honest but as long as you're both consenting adults crack on.

Treesarenotforeating · 23/10/2025 19:34

Not even with a barge pole 🤮

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/10/2025 19:36

Well, he can’t be much good if the OP’s Mumsnetting at the same time.

CanSeeClearlyNowTheRainHasGone · 23/10/2025 19:37

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

Well aren't you just a fucking ray of sunshine.

How's life in troll-land?

SpikeGilesSandwich · 23/10/2025 19:39

I like him. 🤷🏻‍♀️

FairKoala · 23/10/2025 19:40

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

If you had watched the episode, I think I can understand his reaction.

And the hotel restaurant certainly didn’t look closed in the episode

justasking111 · 23/10/2025 19:43

Never fancied him.

But I'm very glad that he's shone a spotlight on farming and the countryside. Gates and co would have us eating 🪳 for protein.