Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

[Driftingawaynow]

That’s it really

Not my usual type but I reckon he'd be absolute filth in the sack.

I have no idea why I think this. But as a result, I probably would...

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Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

I love Jezza yabu

I think he's brilliant! Loved Top Gear when he was on it and can't get enough of Clarkson's Farm! You can't deny he works hard.

I choose death.

He's clearly a bit of a git but I do like his Sunday Times column, it's usually funny.

Really like him. Talks a lot of sense.

That was my thought too!!

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It's not one of my life goals.

Or the nunnery

That seems like the only option doesn't it.

Are you a farmer

Maybe a Manx Government worker with a long memory. Ohh how the Isle of Man folk enjoyed him not and his footpath closures at Langness, just so he could charge more for his "private" holiday cottages.

if it wasn't you I'd assume that was sarcastic.

To be honest, it’s a pretty selfish way of doing it. Do you know how many train drivers have to quit because of the trauma of people throwing themselves off of bridges? You can’t hit the brakes. It’s just awful.

Never liked his columns or top gear personality but do enjoy Clarkson's Farm. Actually a compassionate side to him that occasionally comes out. Wouldn't fuck him though. Doubt he'd want to do me either.

I love JC! He should be leading this country

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though I need a cup of tea now as I feel like I have a mouthful of fur!!

It’s what people say about Katie Hopkins. I wonder if the name in the op was changed to Kh what percentage of the people loving clarkson would be the same about her?
I reckon it would be high.

Brilliant how?

Exactly that’s not what actually happened! Both JC and James May have confirmed this numerous times.

What?

why?

how?

No thank you (to the fucking)

doesnt sound very appealing