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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

OP posts:
AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:18

HedwigEliza · 23/10/2025 16:23

I love him, he’s brilliant 🤩

There are some things that don't surprise me...

Purplecatshopaholic · 23/10/2025 17:18

I’m not a fan so I am obvs going to agree with you. What’s he actually done this time though?

ScribblingPixie · 23/10/2025 17:19

He's such a clever, entertaining broadcaster. If only there were more at his level.

Theyreeatingthedogs · 23/10/2025 17:19

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

That does not sound enjoyable. How was it for you?

Funnywonder · 23/10/2025 17:19

Are you? Each to their own.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:19

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 23/10/2025 16:24

The man is an irritating rent-a-gob.

👍🏻 spot on!!

SapphireSeptember · 23/10/2025 17:20

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

That's evil! Nope to ALL of them. Next worst one would be Voldemort, Umbridge or Wormtail. 😆

xla · 23/10/2025 17:20

He’s brilliant. His farming show is incredible.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:20

Raspberrymoon49 · 23/10/2025 16:26

Remember him raging about being late as someone had been ‘selfish’ enough to take their life on the railway so his train journey was delayed, he’s disgusting

Some people obviously have short memories!!

SapphireSeptember · 23/10/2025 17:21

TicklishReader · 23/10/2025 17:10

I choose death.

Same.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:21

Blogswife · 23/10/2025 16:27

Agree - he’s a despicable twat - unless you mean that you are fucking JC in which case you’re the twat !

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

gingercat02 · 23/10/2025 17:22

He's a dick but very funny. We are big fans of Top Gear/Grand Tour and Clarksons Farm

MumoftwoNC · 23/10/2025 17:22

Eeriefairy · 23/10/2025 17:13

To be honest, it’s a pretty selfish way of doing it. Do you know how many train drivers have to quit because of the trauma of people throwing themselves off of bridges? You can’t hit the brakes. It’s just awful.

Strongly agree. I met a train driver once who told me she was on long term sick leave for her mental health because "something" happened when she was driving. It was clear what she meant, she couldn't even talk about it. She said every time she drove the train after that, she kept thinking it would happen again any second, so she had to get signed off. She said you're alone in the cab for hours with no one to talk to, just your awful thoughts to sit with.

Totally selfish to knowingly choose to traumatise an innocent person that way.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:23

onthetrains · 23/10/2025 16:28

I think he`s lovely and funny.

Have you misread?

she's posted about Jeremy Clarkson

PlaceIntheClouds · 23/10/2025 17:24

He does make a lot of sense if you actually listen to him. Rather him as PM than Starmer tbh.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:25

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 17:00

Love Jeremy Clarkson. Wasn't he voted world's sexiest man or similar a couple of years ago?

Anyway, YABVU OP

What? By the blind association?

Over40Overdating · 23/10/2025 17:26

In a game of shag, marry, kill with him, Gerald and the dodgy vet, I still wouldn’t choose Clarkson for the shagging.

onthetrains · 23/10/2025 17:26

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:23

Have you misread?

she's posted about Jeremy Clarkson

Lol.

Andthatrightsoon · 23/10/2025 17:26

Would

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:27

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 23/10/2025 17:12

Or the nunnery

No definitely death!

A nunnery would definitely not be for me 🤣

Butchyrestingface · 23/10/2025 17:28

Are you actually fucking Jeremy Clarkson though, @Driftingawaynow ?

Or are you just all talk?

So many Mumsnetters make such large claims these days that just do not stand up to scrutiny. Sad

Flakey99 · 23/10/2025 17:29

You’re not wrong OP. He’s an odious little prick. 😡

confusedlab47 · 23/10/2025 17:29

He’s done a lot to show people how hard farming is - he’s 50 percent twat but he seems to know it. I loved top gear and the Amazon prime grand tours

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:30

TeddySchnauzer · 23/10/2025 17:15

I love JC! He should be leading this country

Thank fuck you can't do anything to make that happen!

what a mad idea!

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:31

Mangetoutmangetouti · 23/10/2025 17:16

It’s what people say about Katie Hopkins. I wonder if the name in the op was changed to Kh what percentage of the people loving clarkson would be the same about her?
I reckon it would be high.

That's a name I haven't heard in ages! There was a time when every 5th thread was about her!!

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