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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

OP posts:
Apillthatmakesyousayalltherightstuff · 23/10/2025 17:34

Didn't think much of him until I saw the slope on the bridge comment. Now I know he is racist and doesn't care about letting people see that.

AndOnAndOn1000 · 23/10/2025 17:34

YABVU

He’s hard working, successful, intelligent and extremely witty.

Where’s you’re very good at well let’s see…swearing? Stringing an intelligent sentence together?

Karistyleaftea · 23/10/2025 17:35

He seems horrible but thankfully I do not know him so it doesn't matter.

FreddysFingers · 23/10/2025 17:35

Buttcraic · 23/10/2025 15:56

Kaleb is that you?

🤣🤣

Ihateboris · 23/10/2025 17:36

My top five pricks are as follows;

Boris Johnson (obvs)
Jeremy Clarkson
Piers Morgan
Jonathan Ross
Jacob Rees Mogg

TicklishReader · 23/10/2025 17:37

AndOnAndOn1000 · 23/10/2025 17:34

YABVU

He’s hard working, successful, intelligent and extremely witty.

Where’s you’re very good at well let’s see…swearing? Stringing an intelligent sentence together?

Grin

Can't string a sentence together, you say? Read your post.

GrrrrrrrBrrrrrrr · 23/10/2025 17:37

I think he is funny and down to earth. He’s not a big old fake like lots of other celebs. He is very sympathetic to the needs of farmers but is always careful to point out that he doesn’t face the same challenges as he gets money from other places. I like his honesty. I was amazed at how much I enjoyed his gaming show. You could see that the other people involved are genuinely fond of him. I don’t think you can fake that.

However he is also a bit of a wanker. He likes the sound of his own voice and he is a bit of a buffoon. His private-educated old white guy confidence is a little too obvious.

The punch thing was terrible though. That’s hard not to forget.

slightlyoverbaked · 23/10/2025 17:42

MumoftwoNC · 23/10/2025 17:22

Strongly agree. I met a train driver once who told me she was on long term sick leave for her mental health because "something" happened when she was driving. It was clear what she meant, she couldn't even talk about it. She said every time she drove the train after that, she kept thinking it would happen again any second, so she had to get signed off. She said you're alone in the cab for hours with no one to talk to, just your awful thoughts to sit with.

Totally selfish to knowingly choose to traumatise an innocent person that way.

Do you honestly think people are in their right mind at this point? FFS

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 23/10/2025 17:43

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

Are you?

Crucible · 23/10/2025 17:44

Are you? Why?

Dollymylove · 23/10/2025 17:45

G'wan Jezza 😆

CurlyhairedAssassin · 23/10/2025 17:48

ScribblingPixie · 23/10/2025 17:19

He's such a clever, entertaining broadcaster. If only there were more at his level.

IS he clever? He often comes across as a bit thick on Who Wants to be a millionaire on the Ask the Host bit.

MinnieCauldwell · 23/10/2025 17:49

MumoftwoNC · 23/10/2025 17:22

Strongly agree. I met a train driver once who told me she was on long term sick leave for her mental health because "something" happened when she was driving. It was clear what she meant, she couldn't even talk about it. She said every time she drove the train after that, she kept thinking it would happen again any second, so she had to get signed off. She said you're alone in the cab for hours with no one to talk to, just your awful thoughts to sit with.

Totally selfish to knowingly choose to traumatise an innocent person that way.

I knew someone who was part of a team that have to clean up after train suicide. Utterly traumatising.

YoudonemessedupAyAyRon · 23/10/2025 17:51

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

Make sure you use protection. And a blindfold.

Gibstub · 23/10/2025 17:56

Could not agree more. Dreadful man,

HornyHornersPinger · 23/10/2025 17:59

Care to elaborate??

Tiebiter · 23/10/2025 17:59

He is very skilled at putting together a TV show. I know he has a whole production team that he takes from job to job but the balance of his shows is always just right in terms of interesting, funny, emotional, not boring.

He's a bit of an oaf but I think he knows that.

CommonAsMucklowe · 23/10/2025 18:01

Land grabber no matter what the farmers think. He bought a farm so his kids didn't have to pay tax or something (I'm not up on the intricacies). Then he used it to make a show and earn even more money. And his pub isn't all that, I live just down the road, went once and would bother again, food just ok and expensive.

HedwigEliza · 23/10/2025 18:04

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:18

There are some things that don't surprise me...

😄

Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!
TheSaltedCaramelPath · 23/10/2025 18:05

I think the OP is doing a stealth boast 🤣

NoCommentingFromNowOn · 23/10/2025 18:05

I’ve never seen the farm thing, only watched one or two Top Gear specials, so I can’t really comment on his personality.

But I have noticed he does seem to have a certain charisma that is………undeniable.

WeeGeeBored · 23/10/2025 18:06

That is nothing to boast about, Op.

MaggieBsBoat · 23/10/2025 18:09

Well I’d fuck him for a lot of money but only if my husband was on board and I was blindfolded. Oh and he promised to keep his mouth closed.

Nolletimiere · 23/10/2025 18:10

Fucking Keir Starmer!

derxa · 23/10/2025 18:10

CommonAsMucklowe · 23/10/2025 18:01

Land grabber no matter what the farmers think. He bought a farm so his kids didn't have to pay tax or something (I'm not up on the intricacies). Then he used it to make a show and earn even more money. And his pub isn't all that, I live just down the road, went once and would bother again, food just ok and expensive.

At least he isn’t covering his land in solar panels. He is using it for food production. Your post is riddled with jealousy.