Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

[Driftingawaynow]

That’s it really

Every farmer I know, and it’s many, loves him.

I have sat poolside reading his books many times wheezing with suppressed laughter, he’s right up there with Bryson.

I confess, he has also been the subject of many filthy dreams.

I never fancied him but he showed up in my dreams during covid and I haven't been the same since

He's funny??? Is he? I mean the irony of him giving Zack Polanski grief about his teeth when Clarkson looks like he's harbouring a stinking graveyard in his mouth with those yellow, rotting things he calls teeth is pretty funny I suppose.

Does anyone know what was Clarkson or May’s version of events over the punching?
In general, I assume most of what he says is for attention.
I’m not a big drinker but DH had some of his Hawkstone lager and cider and it was decent.
I liked his idea to only use British produced food and drink at his pub. I accept that’s easier for him than the local down the road that’s not celebrity owned obviously.

I'm just surprised Zack just hasn't hypnotised his teeth straight...

It wasn’t televised or part of any episode so I have no idea what you are referring to.
The BBC sacked him for an unprovoked verbal and physical assault on a member of production staff.

I am a very, very unwilling fan. Very very very unwilling...I am a greenie environmentalist LibDem voter FFS.

However he makes me howl with laughter, I love Clarkson's Farm, I love his Millionaire hosting, and I love the way he's standing up for farmers when this dreadful government seem to be doing their utmost to annihilate farming culture and land custodianship.

His charmless boy racer antics, less so

I like James May too.

I think basically he's a stupid teenager in an aging man's body.

I said he's a clever broadcaster ie he's very smart at knowing what will entertain. No idea about his general knowledge. Different things.

I think he can be entertaining and makes great tv. Obviously he’s flawed and has rightly been reprimanded for assault and other issues but there have been issues that get in the media which are nothing or misrepresented. I’m thinking of the time he sarcastically said protesters should be shot. He had to apologise and people who hadn’t seen the segment were talking as if he’d said it seriously, but if you watch the full clip he says because it’s the bbc you have to be balanced and goes on to say they should be shot as a way of offering “balance” to the debate, clearly a joke from his tone and what came before it.

In guessing Katie Hopkins didn’t start this thread!! Unless of course she IS fucking Clarkson, and wants to say it loud and proud.

I must confess to also being a fan. I dont always like his views or behaviour but I love the way he refuses to play the game and shows himself warts and all. He is often a pillock and doesn't shy away from that allowing his mistakes to be aired . Seeing him being dressed down by Kaleb for his latest disaster is always a highlight
I don't fancy him personally but there is something v attractive about a man who is so at ease with himself.

I stopped watching the Farm after the article he wrote that called for the vile abuse of a woman, modelled on game of thrones. I thought, I just can’t sit back as though it didn’t matter. But the programme was great, and leveraged his fame to shine a light on farming.

Thank you from this farmer

He’s great. What’s your gripe?

He makes me smile, he makes me laugh, he makes me cringe.

He never bores me! 😆

I like him. He was very anti Brexit if I remember correctly. I mean he’s an arrogant twat and a dickhead, and he’s gone all crusty culchie but he’s kind of funny in an embarrassing dad kind of way. He peaked with Top Gear though.

I hate these swearing, pathetic attacks on random celebrities. Why the f bomb you f? It’s just MN clickbait, for bored women, and another form of goading - disguised of course as virtue-signalling.

He deserves some credit for rubbishing Brexit.

Nothing special, just saw a photo of him

Make sure you get tested after. He looks like his parts are decaying.

My cousin had a heart attack track - a fucking heart attack - aged 39 because of the horrific stress of someone throwing themselves in front of his train.
Apart from the knock on effect of the delays etc ( someone could be going to a much needed long waited for hospital appt, a funeral, meeting to save their business etc - you just don’t know) the horror that the drivers have to go through is enough for me to agree with PP and JC- it’s a really really selfish way of killing yourself.
Oh and cousin train driver hasn’t been the same since. He’s aged about 30 years.

Can't stand him, what's he done now?

Oh and I LOVE the support he gives to farmers and his wonderful ‘Clarksons farm’ giving us wonderful entertainment and showing how tough farming (and running a pub) can be.
So I like JC and agree with a PP - I think he would be interesting in the sack. 😃

Personally I'm a huge fan. He's a great chap.