Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

My ex used to get words wrong and one epic mistake he used to make was “cleaverage” instead of cleavage”🤣

CF! 😂

Pity there isn’t an exit interview type review you can give so they would know not to say things like ‘receive it’ again 😂

“RECEIVE my DI*K” in a high pitched voice, no less.

Mooching on his mum’s sofa, he asked if he could touch “the twins”

Crying 😂 😂 😂

WHAT?!

Aaw you were too dismissive of leather yellow tie man..🤣🤣🤣
That really was a collective of pricks.

There could be someone on here happily married to him now!

Yup. I don’t even have big boobs.
Then he invited me to see his bedroom…

After an average first date. We kissed. I was actually trying to get rid of him but he wouldn’t go, kept hovering, like a skinny giraffe with big teeth in a polyester blue v neck jumper, .. . I was thinking I can’t stand here awkwardly much longer, then he started aggressively licking and nibbling my top lip 👀🤢 w.t.f

No-one has mentioned Penetration Man yet! Wonder if he's friends with Receive It Man?

I think i met the DTD guy

Also one who did the same with his tongue in my mouth i nearly puked

🤣😂😂

It was seriously creepy to have someone inches away from your face who has been staring at you all night, I probably had my gob hanging open lol.. He was seriously fucked up and thought we'd be together forever 😱

How did you react?

I know I've mentioned on here before in similar thread, but my first boyfriend, who couldn't pronounce his R's and would refer to himself in the third person, eg
'Wichard is widiculously wandy' . I can tell you, it didn't make me 'wandy' at all...

The washing machine tongue, we used to call it at school.

😂

All of my clothing stayed firmly intact…
The bed wasn’t troubled by me, either!

Oh fucking hell!!

A more recent ex who has the same initials as Gemma Collins so would refer to himself as 'the GC'.
Also, that he was a fan of Gemma Collins.

😬

I hope you stayed safe and managed to get rid of him.

Why is this thread making me laugh so much.... we've all got these stories haven't we 😂🤣😂

'Wichard' would also make any food sound proper dirty..this was the 90s so long before Nigella.. eg 'this is soooo cweamy....'

I’m going to use the ‘receiving your dick’ line on my (long term with a sense of humour) partner next time we get together and see what happens.