Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

And I thought your username was InstantDick for a second 🥲

As someone that’s been with the same person for basically my whole life, I’m absolutely cracking up at these. I feel very lucky but also somewhat disappointed I will never really have any of these stories of my own.

When we met, as teenagers I may add, DH owned and wore some kind of track suit things and matching adidas hats and trainers. I loved him too much to care at that point and he fixed up really quickly so I wouldn’t even say I got the ick but if he appeared in that gear today I would laugh/cry/vomit/run away.

One guy gave me a long lecture about how much housekeeping money he would give me on date 3. Not much.

Ick!

When I was single, I matched with a guy on Tinder, and within the first few exchanges, he was sending pictures of himself and his kid on Christmas opening gifts and saying how he's already told the kid about me. Immediate block.

I had one that never went beyond a Zoom call - was sending me links to houses we could buy on RightMove.

He told me that he likes shopping for designer gear.

He told me that he is nice to waitresses as "It is likely to be the only good thing they will experience"

He told me that he is married but separated and still living with his wife for the sake of the children because she is dying of cancer - he then said that he and his wife grew apart as "she's just no fun anymore" he was shocked when I didn't want to have another drink.

😂😂😂😂😂

When I went on a date to a carvery restaurant. Didn't eat all day in anticipation. He ordered a bloody salad 😂😂😂😂 greedy guts here ate a huuggeee roast dinner 😂😂 not missing out on a roast for anyone 😂😂 he went to kiss me goodnight and I said there's my bus and legged it 😂😂😂😂

I’ve only just remembered it 😂

The post from @InstantIck2 and this have got me howling with laughter.

I did too 😂

Someone I knew from work and flirted with when we went out with friends. Dated, finally got back to mine to do the deed after much build up and he sat on the bed, took each item of clothing off slowly and folded it neatly, including socks and underpants. The event was ... sedate. Ive never been so bored or relieved that something was over. There wasnt another date.

I matched with someone on POF who asked me what sexual positions I liked and when I declined to answer, he said, “No wonder your single”

I nodded off when feeling ill one afternoon on the sofa. Something woke me up and as I opened my eyes he was two inches from my face.
I have never had such a reptilian brain immediate reaction before or since.

Referred to it as my private area.

i nearly said to him are you referring to my cunt

I was having great sex with a man I was really into. He went down on me and lifted his head up and said in a really clinical way, “Do you like sucking, licking or probing?”

Total ick.

First holiday … boat trip where everyone is diving off the side or at least jumping in. He spent about 20 min wrapping those foam noodles around himself before gingerly going down the steps.

Another one DTD about 20 years ago wanted to use sex toys he had used with other women - I had to block him on LinkedIn recently.

🤢 😆

Every single photo he took he stuck his tongue out this was a 30 something year old man

Oh no … instant ick

🤢

Saw him running for a bus. It was the way he ran, hard to explain. It wasn't the reason for the breakup but it is actually seared on my retinas.

One man I really liked kept referring to his penis as “he” and “him”