Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

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Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

My jaw is on the floor!!!!!

it's the 'all over my cock' my god what did you say to him??

Love pimple. Purple parsnip. I’m dying… 😂

Asked if I wanted to eat some “cish and fhips” on the prom. In a baby voice
no, I would rather walk myself into the sea

Best thread in ages
God there's some right weirdos out there.🤣🤣

Love reading these!

I've had a couple of guys lecture me on the benefits their health kicks (no carbs, cold showers, intense gym schedule etc) but then talk about how they casually take cocaine/ecstasy.

Each to their own so I never preach my views on that, but it does make me wonder how they think their health is far beyond anyone elses. Big egos are a massive ick!

Another guy refused to wear a helmet when riding his bike as it gave him helmet hair. Gave me the ick that he valued his hair over his life!

This has cracked me up

@nameobsessed me too, I have none of these stories to tell either. Although we're really lucky to have met good ones straight away i think we've missed out 🤣

A ONS said "wrap your lips around this" while holding his cock and I completely dried up - it felt like he was playacting porn.

I'd had a couple of really nice dates with this guy, so after our third date I went back to his. We get to his bedroom and I see that the duvet on his bed is pulled back and there is a towel laid out on top of the bed-sheet. He had pre-emptively put a towel down in anticipation before he'd left the house for our date. Immediate ick.

The guy who cooked me dinner on our second date. A drop of sauce fell from my fork onto the table as I began eating (I know, what an animal) and he immediately jumped up to remove the plates and spot clean the tablecloth with stain remover.

At the time I got the ick but now I think he sounds great 😂 he was just careful!

Was enjoying a lovely date and then he started calling his dad Papa. He was a very typical northern English man with northern English family….. the papa just completely threw me!

Just wanted to personally thank you for sharing that - I have tears of laughter. Comment was well RECEIVED 😂

I'm going to test this theory on my husband. Next time we're getting a bit adult I shall tell him that when he's finished sucking, licking and probing my love pimple I shall be ready to receive his Purple Parsnip. Let's see if it puts him off.

I needed this thread tonight!

Ended a phone call by saying “kisses to your pink parts” … horrors

I met a guy from OLD and he had used his DAD's photo in his profile. This was when I was about 24. I was into guys usually five-ten years older at that point.

He was about 16 and resembled early Harry Potter. He drank a coke and we smoked a joint he supplied on a park bench and then we never spoke again. There are worse ones though...

OMG! I think I would have laughed out loud and dried up inside all at the same time!

That is just fucking weird!

DTD - "you're just like a schoolgirl". Although just under 5ft tall and very slim at the time I was around 36 years old. Creepy.

😂😅😆

I think I'd start shouting RETURN TO SENDER

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 did he flap the arms? Crying at this one

W T A F ????? 😂😂😂 Almost wet myself laughing at this !!!!!

I'm crying imagining this 😂

Went in for a kiss and he shoved his tongue in my mouth and whirled it round and round like a dishwasher spinning.

And when we hugged, he was shorter than me, so I felt like I was his Mum cuddling her little boy.

Shudder...